No Weak Stream Getting Older Portable Toilet Funny Friendship Card

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Folded 5" x 7" greeting card

What can you say? If you stick around on this planet long enough, eventually gravity is going to assert itself and drag you down in ways you wish it wouldn’t. Your plumbing isn’t going to work the way it used to either. Fortunately there are things you can do to slow down, even reverse, the onslaught of time. Like what our friend Andy has discovered. And let’s face it, for a guy like that, streaming video takes a distant second to plain old streaming. Know a guy like this? If you do, here’s the perfect card to tell him you’re thinking of him. The Portable Toilets on Beach image is licensed under Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 2.0 Generic. The copyright holder is Andrea Westmoreland. The image has not been altered except to resize it to fit the GCU greeting card format.