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Diet?-Funny card
“This was the perfect card for our Niece. She is so incredibly smart and dedicated. A PHD card is not easy to find. This web site had multiple to choose from too.”
Mary - Aug 3rd, 2025
“I am very happy with the card I purchased and will definitely use this sight again!”
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Inside Text:
Table of Contents
1. Ice
2. Water
3. Hot Water
4. Warm Water
5. Cold Water
6. Water with Lemon
7. Water with No Lemon
8. No Baloney
9. Ice with Water and No Lemon
10. No Lemon, No Ice, No Water
11. The exercise part comes naturally
as you run to the bathroom
dozens of times per day!
1. Ice
2. Water
3. Hot Water
4. Warm Water
5. Cold Water
6. Water with Lemon
7. Water with No Lemon
8. No Baloney
9. Ice with Water and No Lemon
10. No Lemon, No Ice, No Water
11. The exercise part comes naturally
as you run to the bathroom
dozens of times per day!
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Product ID:
471915
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Size:
Folded 5" x 7" greeting card
Artist Notes:
Original Design by Bright. A Boutique Card. Any person on a diet would love to receive this card. A little encouragement/laughter goes a long way.
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Reviews for
Diet?-Funny card
"All of us are perpetually tweaking how we eat"
By Nancy D
- May 20th, 2014
We watch what we eat, we push our water consumption, and we pee. This card expresses that with humor and lets us share this with friends.
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