Anti Christmas Angry Gingerbread Man with Crossed Arms and Frown card

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Corrie Kuipers

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Folded 5" x 7" greeting card

This anti-Christmas card features a deeply annoyed gingerbread man with a fed-up expression, white eyebrows furrowed in irritation, and arms crossed defensively across his chest. He has a pronounced frown and purple candy buttons, displaying classic body language of someone who's absolutely done with the situation. The cheerful gingerbread pattern border creates ironic contrast with his obvious frustration. Bold blue text at the top reads "DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A CRUMB?" - a sassy play on the common phrase "Do I look like I give a damn?" but substituting "crumb" to reference his cookie nature. This card perfectly captures the attitude of someone who's completely over the holidays and doesn't care about maintaining festive politeness. It's ideal for expressing indifference toward Christmas cheer with attitude and humor, making it clear the sender has zero patience for holiday expectations.