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Ooh la la! Sate your appetite for adult fun with sexy greeting cards for Birthdays, Valentine's Day, Christmas, and other occasions and holidays for your lover or a friend with benefits. Don't beat around the bush - be provocative and get your spicy on!

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Humorous Blank Card The Tree’s Not The Only Thing …
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Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Humorous Blank Card with a retro style cartoon woman holding a drink. The words say: The tree's not the only thing getting lit this year!
Product Id: 1625526
Humorous Adult Blank Note Card With Two Birds I’m …
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Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Humorous Adult Blank Note Card with a cartoon showing two birds on a branch. One is a cardinal, the other a small bird with breasts. It says: Why yes, I'm a titwillow!
Product Id: 1624780
Adult Blank Note Card My Pen Is Bigger Than Yours …
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Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Adult Blank Note card with a drawing of a ballpoint pen. The words say, My pen is bigger than yours. (The words PEN IS are large and could be taken to spell penis).
Product Id: 1550070
Adult Blank Note Card With Cartoon When I Lick Mys…
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Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Artist Notes: Humorous Adult Blank Note card with a cartoon showing a dog and the words: When I lick myself I think of you!
Product Id: 1594874
Christmas from All Of Us, adult humor, wine glass …
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Inside Text: May your Christmas be merry, your New Year be bright, your wine glass be full, and your floors be steady!
Artist: Laurie Schneider
Artist Notes: A humorous Merry Christmas card from all of us for any adult, in general, featuring a cute wine glass with a face, wearing a Santa Claus hat, surrounded by ornaments on white with red text. Design by Laurie Schneider, elements by La Galerie de Jackie, Elaine Hayhoe, Diana'z Designz
Product Id: 1499616
Merry Christmas ,Employees dogs sniffing bottoms, …
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Inside Text: From the "Boss". Enjoy your holidays, and behave yourselves!
Artist: Mary Taylor
Artist Notes: Two dogs, one black shaggy, and one tan dachshund with a turquoise collar, who is sniffing the bottom of the other dog, under some mistletoe, tied with a red ribbon.There is a green Christmas tree with a yellow star on top, and decorated with balls, bones, and a string of sausages."Merry Christmas Boys" is written at the top in white.
Product Id: 1317586
Milf Mom card
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Inside Text: (blank inside)
Artist: Tom Rent
Artist Notes: This can also be changed into an announcement, invitation, or congratulations card by you changing the inside text using the Personalization option - It's EASY! Free Modifications. Contact me through my Card Store. - Tom Rent
Product Id: 416526
Simply Black - grandfather’s a G-DILF card
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Artist: simply black
Product Id: 1383244
Gay male sexy humour. card
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Artist: Kate Taylor
Artist Notes: Two gay men in a bar drinking and one is telling the other that he 'remembers the first time he had a foursome'.
Product Id: 1345108
Gay male sexy humour. card
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Artist: Kate Taylor
Artist Notes: Two gay men in a bar with their arms around each other. One man is saying 'This is a meaningful relationship. The sex means a lot to me'.
Product Id: 1345114
Congratulations on no cavities card
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Inside Text: Makes me wanna do ya
Artist: Off the Leash
Product Id: 902491
Brothers then Sisters card
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Artist: Tom Rent
Artist Notes: Updated Keywords 3/20/2007
Product Id: 157569
Simply Black - F*ck Yeah! card
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Artist: simply black
Product Id: 1453706
Nude Male Figure card
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Artist: Kaye Sledge
Product Id: 162969
Moaning my screen name (blank inside) card
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Artist: CLARK MATTHEWS
Product Id: 825582
Blue bum card
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Artist: Monica Palermo
Artist Notes: Blue bum card painting, acryl on paper, 50x70
Product Id: 704546
Call me...back card with bum card
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Artist: Monica Palermo
Artist Notes: Call me...back card painting, acryl on paper, 50x70
Product Id: 704548
Blank card with sexy woman, digital art card
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Inside Text: (blank inside)
Artist: Monica Palermo
Artist Notes: blank card with woman
Product Id: 880236
Congratulations on finishing the marathon card
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Inside Text: Makes me wanna do ya
Artist: Off the Leash
Product Id: 902493
Are you just coming from church? card
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Inside Text: Makes me wanna do ya
Artist: Off the Leash
Product Id: 902487
Congratulations on beating your speeding ticket ca…
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Inside Text: Makes me wanna do ya
Artist: Off the Leash
Product Id: 902494
Simply Black - Hot MILF Alert! card
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Inside Text: (blank inside)
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 1384200
Let me rub your feet card
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Inside Text: Makes me wanna do ya
Artist: Off the Leash
Product Id: 902485
Simply Black - Hot DILF Alert! card
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Inside Text: (blank inside)
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 1384198
Once upon a time three sexy demons ... card
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Artist: Alsheeny
Artist Notes: Three sexy demons that come to conquer our human world. Digital art. They are three female demons, whose names are Wishky, Tequila and Sake. Their skin is all red, they wear sexy dresses and colored hair.
Product Id: 1435844
Test results card
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Inside Text: Makes me wanna do ya
Artist: Off the Leash
Product Id: 900621
Are those your kids? card
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Inside Text: Makes me wanna do ya
Artist: Off the Leash
Product Id: 902488
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