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My Ballon is limp! Funny Birthday card for the middle aged man. card
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$3.89 (includes envelope),
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| Quantity | Price Per Card |
|---|---|
| 1 - 1* | $3.89 |
| 2 - 4* | $3.39 |
| 5 - 9 | $3.19 |
| 10 - 24 | $3.09 |
| 25 - 49 | $2.79 |
| 50 - 99 | $2.59 |
| 100 - 199* | $2.29 |
| 200 - 499* | $2.19 |
| 500 - 999* | $1.79 |
| 1,000 - 2,999* | $1.59 |
| 3,000+* | See bulk pricing |
| * Orders with less than 5 cards or exceeding 99 cards are not eligible for FedEx Office pickup. | |
Inside Text:
It happens!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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Product ID:
1506054
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Availability:
In Stock - Ships the next business day
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Size:
Folded 7" x 5" greeting card
Artist Notes:
A middle aged guy can’t keep with the younger guys at the water balloon race. A funny Birthday Card for the middle aged guy in your lift. Guys getting older. Can't get it up. Middle aged man. A card that makes fun of a man's concern about his "equipment" not working.
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