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Not Anatomically Correct Horny Funny Birthday Card for Her card
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$3.89 (includes envelope),
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Quantity | Price Per Card |
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1 - 1* | $3.89 |
2 - 4* | $3.39 |
5 - 9 | $3.19 |
10 - 24 | $3.09 |
25 - 49 | $2.79 |
50 - 99 | $2.59 |
100 - 199* | $2.19 |
200 - 499* | $2.09 |
500 - 999* | $1.69 |
1,000 - 2,999* | $1.59 |
3,000+* | See bulk pricing |
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Inside Text:
Count your blessings, girl.
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday!
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Product ID:
1306130
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In Stock - Ships the next business day
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Size:
Folded 5" x 7" greeting card
Artist Notes:
She’s young. She’s drop-dead gorgeous. She’s horny as an Ankole longhorn and there ain’t nothing that walks this green earth that’s hornier than that. But damned if she’s not made of plastic! Worse still, she’s missing some very important parts. But that’s her frigging problem, right? The birthday girl still has what it takes. Remind her of that with this funny birthday card. Only from FunnyBone Greetings.
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