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Birthday Hopes Gone Five Hours Ago Eat Right Drink Less Exercise Humor card
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Inside Text:
... when I was younger
and full of hope.
You're never too old to
have a Happy Birthday!
and full of hope.
You're never too old to
have a Happy Birthday!
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Product ID:
1821632
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Folded 5" x 7" greeting card
Artist Notes:
A beautiful woman is dedicated to making healthy decisions in her life. Fast forward a few hours and she is munching on a cheeseburger and shake and washing it down with a cocktail. It was all a pipe dream. This humorous Birthday card is relatable to anyone who loves to eat and drink.
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