Funny Hand Drawn Birthday Illustration card

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Quantity	Price Per Card
1 - 1*	$3.89
2 - 4*	$3.39
5 - 9	$3.19
10 - 24	$3.09
25 - 49	$2.79
50 - 99	$2.59
100 - 199*	$2.29
200 - 499*	$2.19
500 - 999*	$1.79
1,000 - 2,999*	$1.59
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cristian sigua

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Folded 5" x 7" greeting card

Deliver a birthday wish with a side of hilarious "brutal honesty!" This design captures the innocent but blunt humor of a child, featuring a hand-drawn girl in a purple dress holding a bright blue balloon. Next to a smiling sun, the text delivers the ultimate roast: "You're so old even dinosaurs are like 'Daaaang!'" Rendered in a charming crayon-and-pencil style with colorful "Happy Birthday!" lettering and sparkling silver stars, this card is perfect for that family member with a great sense of humor—especially a grandparent, aunt, or uncle who loves a good laugh from the kids.