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Silly Birthday Why Do Cows Have Hooves Instead Of Feet They Lactose card

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Silly Birthday Why Do Cows Have Hooves Instead Of Feet They Lactose card
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Because they lactose!

Happy Birthday
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Humorous and silly Birthday card with a cartoon cow in a farm scene background. The words say: Do you know why cows have hooves instead of feet? Inside says: Because they lactose! Happy Birthday (a pun for lack toes)
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