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Cow With Dangly Things - Birthday Card

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Cow With Dangly Things - Birthday card (1075772)
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Cow With Dangly Things - Birthday Card
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Inside Text:
. . . just thought I'd ask since
you are another year older,
which makes you a whole
lot smarter and wiser.

Happy Birthday,
"Wise One"!
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In Stock - Ships the next business day
Folded 5" x 7" greeting card
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Reviews for Cow With Dangly Things - Birthday Card
"Happy Birthday" By Helen Loing - September 3rd, 2023
My neighbor is a retired farmer, and he thought this card was very funny. It was, indeed, appropriate.
"Cow with Dangly Things" By Donna W - December 5th, 2022
Love all your cards…! Hope you will add some new ones soon as I think I have purchased and sent all your really funny ones!
"Holy Cow Great Card" By Saw Dust - September 29th, 2021
Funny. Perfect for anyone, friends and family. Able to add personal photo and message. Highly recommend this card.
"Hysterical Birthday Card" By Linda V - March 30th, 2019
My friend loved this birthday card; funny and silly! Being able to customize it made it perfect! People really love these cards and they are so much more reasonable than in a drugstore!
"Just right for his sense of humor" By Beverly C - December 12th, 2018
My best friend has a unique sense of humor. He loved this one. He said it was the best card he has ever received! That's why I shop this site!
"Funny card for office workers" By Erin O - August 17th, 2018
I purchased these for our office stock of birthday cards because they're funny and not the basic, pedantic, generic birthday cards available in the stores. I can't wait to use these.
"The perfect funny birthday card." By Lois - April 7th, 2018
This card was for my friend who owns a farm. She'll love the cow connection!
"Just Perfect!" By Elizabeth S - July 14th, 2016
A college friend and I have a tradition of sending each other cow cards for birthdays. It's getting harder and harder to find a different one each year. This one will surprise her!
"A Great Gift Card Choice!" By chris c - March 4th, 2015
I bought this card in advance knowing the funny humor could be appreciated by many types of recipients.
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