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Humorous Adult Birthday Card Food Has Replaced Sex In My Life card
“Just the type of card I was looking for: a Jubilee, 50th Anniversary card for a priest.
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| 2 - 4* | $3.39 |
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| 10 - 24 | $3.09 |
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Inside Text:
... now I can't even get into
my own pants!
Happy Birthday
my own pants!
Happy Birthday
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1623614
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Folded 7" x 5" greeting card
Artist Notes:
Humorous Adult Birthday Card with a cartoon woman, and the words: Food has replaced sex in my life ... Inside says: ... now I can't even get into my own pants! Happy Birthday
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