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Have a ball! It's your birthday.
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Folded 5" x 7" greeting card
Reviews for Hold My Calls Humor Card
"Great Product" By Charles B - September 16th, 2020
High Quality. Reasonable Price. All customizations on card appear exactly as they did on computer screen!
"Great customizable card!" By Steven H - September 1st, 2020
I sent this card to my brother for his birthday. He loved it and wanted to know where I got it, so I told him. I also love that they sign, address, add a stamp and mail your card. The price is comparable to a Hallmark card which you have to drive to a store, stand there looking at the cards that are left over, stand in line to pay for it, buy a stamp and go to the mailbox to mail it. These cards save me time, money and have better sayings then the mushy cards from Hallmark and American Greetings. Thanks for the service you provide. I am a lifelong customer!
"Very funny card.." By Fred - August 24th, 2018
This was for my grandson's birthday who is a Corporal in the Marine Corps. He really liked it, and got a good laugh out of it.
"Cute card with joke for the right person" By Russell T - July 31st, 2018
Birthday card for a close friend with a good sense of humor. She will love it!
"Funny card. Fast printing." By Serakonda - February 3rd, 2017
Ordered online and was ready to be picked up at a local Target store. Very convenient.
"birthday squeeze" By jim t - August 16th, 2015
I bought this card for a 69 yr old woman who has a bawdy sense of humor. She is always making jokes about squeezing and kicking her male friends in the nuts (that's her pet name for balls). She will absolutely love this card and will probably keep it on her desk for several days.Thanks for making this card available.
Testimonials from Shoppers that Ordered this Card
Eileen - Jan 23rd, 2018“Finding your website has been incredible. I am THRILLED with your cards! I am known to all my friends for the funny, most appropriate, cards I always send. Now, to be able to personalize them is FANTASTIC! I am blown away with your gigantic selection. This has become my newest addiction!”
Diane - Jan 24th, 2021“These cards are so perfect. First they are a nice quality, glossy cardstock. Arrived promptly and well packaged. The cards are a hoot, can't wait to send out for birthday's. Will order more for sure. 👍”
Susan - Oct 9th, 2020“Some of the most clever, funny cards I've ever sent! Everyone who receives them thinks they're terrific!!”