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Have a ball! It's your birthday.
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Folded 5" x 7" greeting card
Reviews for Hold My Calls Humor Card
"Very funny card.." By Fred - August 24th, 2018
This was for my grandson's birthday who is a Corporal in the Marine Corps. He really liked it, and got a good laugh out of it.
"Cute card with joke for the right person" By Russell T - July 31st, 2018
Birthday card for a close friend with a good sense of humor. She will love it!
"Funny card. Fast printing." By Serakonda - February 3rd, 2017
Ordered online and was ready to be picked up at a local Target store. Very convenient.
"birthday squeeze" By jim t - August 16th, 2015
I bought this card for a 69 yr old woman who has a bawdy sense of humor. She is always making jokes about squeezing and kicking her male friends in the nuts (that's her pet name for balls). She will absolutely love this card and will probably keep it on her desk for several days.Thanks for making this card available.
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