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I Wear Brown Because I Don’ Give a Shit! Birthday …
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Inside Text: Wishing you a colorful birthday!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Get this funny brown card at NobleWorks.
Product Id: 1089942
Stiff Joints: Old Age Friendship Pot Smoke Hysteri…
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Inside Text: Wishing you high times and a smokin’ birthday! Happy Birthday
Artist: Ron Kanfi
Artist Notes: The pair of smokin' old ladies black and white pictured on this hilarious card may not be too limber, but they 'are' hip. At their age, they're using marijuana both for recreational and medicinal purposes, and they aren't shy about trading tips on hitting the maximum high money can buy. Weed out all the rest of the non-cool cards, and gift someone this elder delight, grass is greener, grow humor, good cheer and mellow feelings card.
Product Id: 1544470
Menopausal Dwarves Adult Humor Birthday Card
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Inside Text: Another birthday? Don’t worry. It’ll be over in a flash.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Why don't you pick up this funny dwarf card from NobleWorks today?
Product Id: 1090006
Braless Humor Getting Older Birthday Card
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Inside Text: Don’t get your nipples in a twist... just have a happy birthday.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Let loose with this rude birthday card from NobleWorks Cards!
Product Id: 1090080
My Color Is Brown Don’t Give a Shit Birthday Card
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Inside Text: Wishing you a colorful birthday!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Wear nothing but a smile with this funny, brown birthday card from NobleWorks.
Product Id: 1089956
Pork Butt Piece of Ass Adult Humor Birthday Card
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Inside Text: Happy Birthday. No ifs, ands, or butts about it.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Here's a piece of advice, "Get this funny ass birthday card for your friend today!" You're welcome.
Product Id: 1090054
Sexy birthday for her card
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Inside Text: ...ME!
Artist: Corrie Kuipers
Product Id: 148542
Happy Birthday Hope Your Day is Full of Big Surpri…
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Inside Text: I hope your day is full of big surprises!
Artist: Sharon Dominick Photography
Artist Notes: Say Happy Birthday to someone with this happy lady smiling as she gets flashed to tell them that you hope their day is full of big surprises!
Product Id: 1526576
Last Chance Sex Birthday - FUNNY card
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Inside Text: We still haven’t found any volunteers. Sorry. In the meantime, enjoy your cake! Happy Birthday
Artist: Tom Rent
Artist Notes: This can also be changed into an announcement, invitation, or congratulations card by you changing the inside text using the Personalization option - It's EASY! Free Modifications. Contact me through my Card Store. - Tom Rent
Product Id: 573131
Sexy Bitch, Happy Birthday, black & white card
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Inside Text: You Sexy Bitch
Artist: Leroy Smith
Product Id: 652006
Mud Flap Babe & Dude Card
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Inside Text: Happy Birthday! It’s no secret what you want!
Artist: FunGraphix
Product Id: 399702
Happy Birthday Sexy Cowboy on a Birthday Cake with…
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Inside Text: Happy Birthday! May all your Birthday wishes come true!
Artist: Imphavok Impressions
Artist Notes: Please feel free to edit the inside text to fit your own personal needs and desires.
Product Id: 916839
The Bitch Birthday for her Card
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Inside Text: Happy Bitchin’ Birthday
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Product Id: 1090092
Happy birthday - let it all hang out!, Naked Lady …
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Inside Text: Happy Birthday - You sexy thing!
Artist: Chris Fothergill
Product Id: 669176
Hey, Birthday Girl card
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Inside Text: I can’t wait for you to unwrap your present!
Artist: Sensual Moments
Artist Notes: Bet you know a birthday girl who deserves the best present of all. This card can be personalized.
Product Id: 327798
Birthday Sex for her - Retro Funny card
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Inside Text: Write in 3 fantasy gal birthday ideas, and then let’s discuss: 1. ____________________ 2. ____________________ 3. ____________________ Happy Birthday! Note: Feel free to add more lines and use the back if necessary.
Artist: Tom Rent
Artist Notes: This can also be changed into an announcement, invitation, or congratulations card by you changing the inside text using the Personalization option - It's EASY! Free Modifications. Contact me through my Card Store. - Tom Rent
Product Id: 440207
Hell in Every Religion Birthday Card
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Inside Text: Happy Birthday, you little devil!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Product Id: 1089968
Sexy Birthday for her - Retro Funny card
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Inside Text: I don’t dare blink when I look at you because you are so gorgeous. Happy Birthday beautiful!
Artist: Tom Rent
Artist Notes: This can also be changed into an announcement, invitation, or congratulations card by you changing the inside text using the Personalization option - It's EASY! Free Modifications. Contact me through my Card Store. - Tom Rent
Product Id: 439688
Funny dietary birthday suggestion for a woman cart…
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Inside Text: Cake, icing, wine and pubic hair. Darlin’, have a healthy and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Artist Notes: This cartoon birthday list includes everything your friend needs on her birthday, the cover cartoon showing a woman with champagne and style. If she likes the card there might be something in the celebration of her birthday for you.
Product Id: 1358756
Badass Retro Bitch Funny Birthday Card
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Inside Text: Happy Birthday from one bitch to another.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Why not buy this bad ass card for someone you know today?
Product Id: 1090040
Happy Birthday Bedroom Fantasy Humor for Her. card
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Inside Text: May all your dreams come true!
Artist: Kate Taylor
Artist Notes: Colourful cartoon of a woman sleeping in bed , she is dreaming about having an arm around two different men. The card says 'Happy Birthday' on the front and 'May all your dreams come true' on the inside.
Product Id: 1054529
Masturbation Birthday for Her - Funny card
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Inside Text: You always did like toys. Happy Birthday
Artist: Tom Rent
Artist Notes: This can also be changed into an announcement, invitation, or congratulations card by you changing the inside text using the Personalization option - It's EASY! Free Modifications. Contact me through my Card Store. - Tom Rent
Product Id: 490729
Grab A Can card
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Inside Text: GRAB A CAN.
Artist: fred burns
Artist Notes: PEN AND INK, WATER COLOR, COLORED PENCIL
Product Id: 808175
Sexy birthday for her, string of pearls on hanger,…
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Inside Text: Happy birthday to a woman who looks good in anything!
Artist: Cisillia Tay
Artist Notes: A sexy birthday greeting for her. A string of pearls sitting on a clothes hanger. Less is more ...
Product Id: 1461284
Mule Humor Sexy Birthday Card
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Inside Text: Okay...is that enough ass-kissin’ to get me through ’til next year? Hope you have a great birthday!
Artist: Tammy Moody
Product Id: 136203
Celebrate Sexy Birthday for her - Retro card
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Inside Text: You likely won’t meet anyone stranger than me, so I say we do it. Happy Birthday
Artist: Tom Rent
Artist Notes: This can also be changed into an announcement, invitation, or congratulations card by you changing the inside text using the Personalization option - It's EASY! Free Modifications. Contact me through my Card Store. - Tom Rent
Product Id: 497004
God of Wind Stiff Breeze Sexy Adult Humor Birthday…
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Inside Text: Happy Birthday, you sexy thing!
Artist: Dan Brown
Artist Notes: Lovely Rita stands on a walled terrace overlooking the Amalfi Coast in Ravello, Italy. Suddenly a gust of wind blows up her skirt. She tries to hold her skirt down but at the same time looks up in ecstasy at the sun. Mountains, blanketed in green, are visible in the background. Marble busts line the wall. A sandstone arch is on her right. Red flowers in clay pots stand guard to an opening in the wall leading down. So, okay, now what? It's your wife's birthday -- and since you got laid on your birthday -- it's only fair that you get laid on her birthday, too. Right? Well, give her this funny and suggestive card FunnyBone Greetings and chances are you'll get your wish. And, more importantly, she'll get hers, too.
Product Id: 1256506
Simply Black - Happy Birthday MILF card
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Inside Text: Let’s celebrate.
Artist: simply black
Product Id: 1378652
Naked Uniformed Cartoon Men Birthday Humor. card
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Inside Text: Happy birthday from us all!
Artist: Kate Taylor
Artist Notes: Two rows of cartoon naked men wearing nothing but their hats. The men are holding two banners saying 'Happy Birthday' which cover their private parts. The men are wearing chef, police, firemen, and lifeboat men hats.
Product Id: 1004889
The Tell Tale X-Ray card
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Inside Text: BUSTED ! ! ! ! DIAGNOSIS: SEVERE AGE DENIAL SYNDROME HAPPY TRUE BIRTHDAY
Artist: fred burns
Artist Notes: PEN AND INK, COLORED PENCIL
Product Id: 808525
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