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Happy Birthday 70 Years Old Crazy Cupcake Funny Days Old Math card

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Happy Birthday 70 Years Old Crazy Cupcake Funny Days Old Math card
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Happy Birthday 70 Years Old Crazy Cupcake Funny Days Old Math card
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Inside Text:
Now 70 doesn't sound so bad,
does it?
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In Stock - Ships the next business day
Folded 5" x 7" greeting card
Artist Notes:
A crazy cupcake with wild eyes, sparse teeth and glowing candles exclaims an intentionally humorous and slightly inaccurate calculation of the number of days for someone's 70th birthday. No calculators were used in the making of this card. This is NOT exact math and says "ABOUT".
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Reviews for Happy Birthday 70 Years Old Crazy Cupcake Funny Days Old Math card
"Clever card for any age!" By Bob S - August 30th, 2022
This card was perfect to add to and send easily! I couldn't find, buy, complete, address, seal, stamp and mail any easier or cheaper. GREAT SERVICE!
"Funny and Unique" By Sharon - December 7th, 2020
Hard to find something original in this category. I am very pleased with the quality of the card stock as well.
"love your cards!" By Mr. and Mrs. A. V - October 29th, 2020
They are wonderful cards! We get so many comments on them. Love that we can personalize them.
"Uniquely funny" By Hope M - July 23rd, 2017
Hilarious, recipient laughed to tears as did others! So easy to order and pick up at Target
"Wondeful Cards" By LARAINE L - February 2nd, 2016
My best friend is turning 70 in March and I already purchased 3 different cards because I could not make up my mind. One is nicer than the next. You have a very satisfied customer who will continue to buy cards.
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    LINDA - May 9th, 2017
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