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Festivus Cards

Made famous in an episode of the TV show, Seinfeld, Festivus is a secular holiday and pop culture phenomenon celebrated by those who want to take a little break from the traditional holiday stress. Do you participate in the Feats of Strength? Display an aluminum pole? It's fast and easy to send humorous "Festivus" cards to everyone you know, reminding them there's a celebration "for the rest of us." Just choose from our 370+ special designs. Add your personal message or air your grievances. The next business day, we'll mail your cards. It's a Festivus miracle!

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Humorous Festivus Pole Shopping card
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Inside Text: The holiday for the rest of us!
Artist: Ron Magnes
Artist Notes: This funny Happy Festivus greeting card features an illustration of a snowy scene with a Festivus pole strapped to the roof of a car that's in between two other cars with Christmas trees tied to the roofs.
Product Id: 946557
Feats of Strength, Airing of Grievances Humorous F…
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Inside Text: The holiday for the
rest of us.
Artist: Ron Magnes
Artist Notes: This happy Festivus greeting card features artwork of a sparkling Festivus pole and graphic silhouettes of, airing of grievances and feats of strengths on a snowflake pattern background.
Product Id: 946565
Festivus Wishes card
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Inside Text: Wishing you all the best at Festivus! The Human Fund thanks you!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 80644
Snowy New York City Bagel Store Humorous Festivus …
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Inside Text: Happy Festivus!
Artist: Ron Magnes
Artist Notes: This humorous Festivus greeting card features a snowy scene with a man holding a picket sign that says, Festivus yes, bagels no in front of a New York city bagel shop.
Product Id: 946563
How To Celebrate Festivus card
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Inside Text: All the best to you
at Festivus and in the new year!
Artist: HipsterDoofus
Product Id: 499202
Chocolate Candy Decorated Festivus Cake card
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Inside Text: The holiday for the
rest of us.
Artist: Ron Magnes
Artist Notes: This happy Festivus greeting card has an illustration of a tradition Festivus chocolate cake with colorful candy toppings sitting on a red and white stripped table cloth and snowflake border.
Product Id: 946568
Fly Airing Grievances About a Frog Festivus card
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Inside Text: Festivus for the rest of us.

Have a fun holiday season.
Artist: Amy Hadden
Product Id: 1119744
Humorous Festivus Pole Dancing Cartoon card
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Inside Text: HAPPY FESTIVUS!
Artist: Ron Magnes
Artist Notes: This Festivus card features a humorous cartoon. George is imagining his wife pole dancing on the Festivus pole.
Product Id: 1124472
Baby’s First Festivus card
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Inside Text: Congratulations on your baby's
first Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 71674
May You Have A Happy Festivus! card
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Inside Text: May you meet the feats of strength and air many grievances this Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 54528
Small Town card
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Inside Text: May you meet the feats of strength and
air many grievances this Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 56373
Happy Festivus Funny Holiday Card
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Inside Text: It's a Festivus Miracle
that we're sending this card!

Enjoy your Season!
Artist: ©Doreen Erhardt
Artist Notes: For those who love the idea of Festivus, this is a fun card to send Festivus greetings to your and yours. Original design by Doreen Erhardt©2012.
Product Id: 1005721
To Schmoopie at Festivus Card
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Inside Text: Darling--

There's no one I'd rather air
grievances with than you!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 714928
Festivus Greetings Card
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Inside Text: Wishing you all the best at Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 60830
Festivus Across the Miles card
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Inside Text: Though we're apart, have a wonderful Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 76158
Ten Festivus Commandments Card
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Inside Text: Wishing you all the best
at Festivus and in the new year!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 517933
Have A Revolutionary Festivus card
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Inside Text: All the best to you
at Festivus and in the new year!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 503152
Happy Festivus in Lights card
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Inside Text: Wishing you the best this Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 68734
Happy Festivus, Pole and Scroll with Holiday Eleme…
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Inside Text: May you always be equal
to any feats of strength;
may you never have many
grievances aired against you;
may you have a miracle-filled
and quite wonderful
FESTIVUS!
Artist: MissPrinteditions
Artist Notes: A parchment scroll leaning on an old wooden cabinet lists all the essential elements for a Happy Festivus. The obligatory aluminum pole stands nearby, waiting to lend the proper festive but not too gaudy atmosphere to the upcoming holiday. The inside text can be edited to suit your sentiments.
Product Id: 855826
Festivus Around the World Card
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Inside Text: ...it still means "Happy Festivus"!

All the best to you during
the holidays and in the new year!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 707399
Happy Festivus (with Santa Claus) card
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Inside Text: May you meet the feats of strength and air many grievances this Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 54522
Festivus Card for Dog Lovers card
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Inside Text: Wishing you the best at Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 71672
Happy Festivus From President Obama card
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Inside Text: We officially declare this
to be the best Festivus ever!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 525465
Congratulations on Baby’s First Festivus! card
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Inside Text: Congratulations on your baby's first Festivus!

(But wait a few years before you begin airing grievances!)
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 359937
Festivus Card
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Inside Text: 1. Airing of Grievances
2. Performing Feats of Strength
3. Pinning Head of Household to the Floor

May a Festivus Miracle be Yours
Artist: Kimberly Holt
Product Id: 44226
Festivus Isn’t Over! card
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Inside Text: Rules are rules!
Happy Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 71223
Congratulations on Baby’s First Festivus! card
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Inside Text: Best wishes for you and yours
at Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 71664
It’s A Festivus Miracle! card
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Inside Text: Wishing you a miraculous Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 75979
Festivus Wishes card
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Inside Text: Wishing you all the best at Festivus!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 75981
Happy Festivus card
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Inside Text: How about you get your pole out

and I'll start airing grievances.
Artist: Tom Rent
Artist Notes: I will make up a special version of this card if you like. Just let me know through the Artist Link at my card store at GCU. - Tom Rent
Product Id: 250759
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