Adam Eve Sarcasm Before Penis Envy Funny Birthday Card

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Folded 5" x 7" greeting card

So Adam as feeling pretty in his own skin, secure about his maleness, nothing to worry about, nothing to shake his confidence. And of course sweet Eve provided no cause for him to think otherwise. In fact, she was quite explicit about her envy of Adam’s endowment. And while the tone of her voice when she expressed this envy was strangely unlike any other tone she previously employed, he did not question her truthfulness. A funny card to for a woman to give to a woman who has dated guys a little too impressed with themselves. Only from FunnyBone Greetings.