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“We love your cards and will use them every year. The quality of this year's card exceeded our expectations.”
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“We have received our card order and, as always, we are thrilled with the quality. The order shipped next day and we are very pleased with each of our selections. We certainly will order again!!”
James - Dec 12th, 2014
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Most Popular Newest Show adult cards
Birthday - Disgusting Perversions card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Here's to another year of doing
all the things you love!
Happy Birthday, pervert!
Artist: Corrie Kuipers
Artist Notes: Vintage Victorian images paired with contemporary design and edgy humor!
Product Id: 266635
Global Warming Redux Funny Birthday Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Warm wishes for a happy birthday
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: The weather may be changing but that doesn't mean that you have to! So heat things up with our best selling Talk Bubble cards that reveals that having LESS things to worry about is a lot MORE fun!
Product Id: 1089926
Ill be a Stripper Funny Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Happy Fuckin' Birthday.
Artist: NobleWorks
Product Id: 994801
Hold My Calls Humor Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Have a ball! It's your birthday.
Artist: Tim Whyatt
Product Id: 994899
GPS Spouse Mode Funny Birthday Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: It's your birthday again. <RECALCULATING> Have a happy birthday.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Good thing you don't need GPS to find a hilarious card store! Get this is great birthday card from NobleWorks today.
Product Id: 1089988
Tourettes Restaurant Funny Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Have a goddamn happy fucking birthday! Motherfucker!
Artist: Tom Cheney
Product Id: 994873
Other Way Around Humor Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: There's no other way to say it... Happy Birthday!
Artist: Tim Whyatt
Product Id: 994907
Fucking Fab Funny Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Happy Fucking Birthday.
Artist: Ephemera
Product Id: 994717
Wine! Hilarious Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Happy Birthday darling!
Artist: Ephemera
Product Id: 994715
Birthday Sex for him - Retro Funny card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Write in 3 fantasy guy birthday ideas, and then let's discuss:


1. ____________________


2. ____________________


3. ____________________



Happy Birthday!

Note: Now go back and replace any ones
that you know I won't do, again. Thank you.
Artist: Tom Rent
Artist Notes: This can also be changed into an announcement, invitation, or congratulations card by you changing the inside text using the Personalization option - It's EASY! Free Modifications. Contact me through my Card Store. - Tom Rent
Product Id: 440205
Alcohol is Bad for Legs Birthday Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Spread the word--it's your birthday!
Artist: NobleWorks
Product Id: 994707
Traces Of Nuts Adult Humor Birthday Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Now for the real truth...you're a year older. Go nuts! Happy Birthday.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Get this nutty card from NobleWorks before the day ends!
Product Id: 1090132
One Parachute Funny Birthday Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: ...I'd miss you lots and think about you all the time. Happy Birthday, old champ.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: This parachute birthday card is funny and at NobleWorks!
Product Id: 1089954
Water Temp Humor Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Warm birthday wishes...
Artist: Tim Whyatt
Product Id: 994903
The Word Fuck Funny Birthday Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: I bought it because it says fuck twice. Happy Birthday.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: The word of the day is "buy." Buy this freaking hilarious card today!
Product Id: 1089922
You Are Fucking Awesome Note to Self Birthday Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: P.S. Happy Birthday!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Product Id: 1089982
Sexy Happy Birthday Egg! card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Get laid!

Happy Birthday!
Artist: graphicdoodles
Artist Notes: Cartoon egg with a slightly lewd expression on his/her face, saying: "Do what I did on my birthday!" With a very suggestive and ambiguous remark on the inside: "Get laid!"
Product Id: 200250
Department Gives a Shit Office Humor Birthday Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Hold everything and have a happy birthday!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Product Id: 1089962
Go Nuts Funny Meerkat Birthday Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: go nuts!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Go nuts with this very funny birthday card from the funny people of NobleWorks.
Product Id: 1089950
Happy Birthday, golf ball in woman’s bra card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Happy Birthday
Lucky!
Artist: Stan Fellerman
Product Id: 613746
Spell It Out Birthday Birthday Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Do I have to spell it out for you? Happy Fucking Birthday!
Artist: Todd Provance
Product Id: 994805
If Only Funny Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Don't dick around. Just have a happy birthday.
Artist: Tim Whyatt
Product Id: 994895
Life Is A Journey Free Cocktails Humor Birthday Ca…
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Have a first-class birthday. Cheers!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Keep dreaming and get this funny Last Kiss birthday card from NobleWorks cards.
Product Id: 1090106
Drum Roll Dr Office Adult Humor Birthday Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Another year behind you! Have a happy birthday.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Here's a hysterical Whyatt card from NobleWorks! Buy it today.
Product Id: 1090144
Birthday Candles Farted Out card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Have a safe and sane birthday!
Artist: Baloo
Product Id: 220175
Butt Face card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Happy Birthday
Butt Face
Artist: Stan Fellerman
Product Id: 559567
St. Dude Pot Humor Birthday Card Sacrilegious card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: It's your birthday again? Sweet!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: St. Dude would totally buy this funny card from NobleWorks and send it to his friends (and so should you)!
Product Id: 1089928
Bangkokless Charades Adult Humor Birthday Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Have a bang-up time on your birthday.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Knock out the laughs with this funny card from NobleWorks Cards today! Be careful what kind of word you pick for charades, it would be painful.
Product Id: 1090142
Variety to Your Sex Life card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: try using your other hand!
have a happy birthday!
Artist: Corrie Kuipers
Artist Notes: Vintage Victorian images paired with contemporary graphics and edgy humor!
Product Id: 263139
Eat Something Adult Humor Birthday Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Face it...you're another year older. Happy Birthday
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Product Id: 1090066
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