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Being on the naughty list for Christmas may be a bad thing, but when it comes to birthday cards your friends and family just may love the naughty greetings available here in our Adult Birthday card section.

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CONNIE - Aug 15th, 2016
“I discovered GCU in August, 2015 and since then, it is the only place I purchase my cards. I have always been a huge sender of cards for almost every occasion to my many friends and family. I could not be more pleased with all the cards I have ordered from GCU. The cards and envelopes are high quality and truly beautiful on the outside and inside. Do not hesitate to order from GCU as you will not be disappointed. The added benefit is how quick you receive your order. Several times I have found out about unexpected events with family and friends at the last minute and was able to go to GCU, find the perfect card, receive my order and able to mail the card out and it be received before the last minute event happens. You can't beat their customer service. Thank you GCU for a wonderful year of finding beautiful cards to send to my wonderful friends and family and for making it so easy/convenient to do my shopping.”
Jo D. - Aug 16th, 2016
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Global Warming Redux Funny Birthday Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Warm wishes for a happy birthday
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: The weather may be changing but that doesn't mean that you have to! So heat things up with our best selling Talk Bubble cards that reveals that having LESS things to worry about is a lot MORE fun!
Product Id: 1089926
Hold My Calls Humor Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Have a ball! It's your birthday.
Artist: Tim Whyatt
Product Id: 994899
Ill be a Stripper Funny Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Happy Fuckin' Birthday.
Artist: NobleWorks
Product Id: 994801
I Wear Brown Because I Don’ Give a Shit! Birthday …
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Wishing you a colorful birthday!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Get this funny brown card at NobleWorks.
Product Id: 1089942
GPS Spouse Mode Funny Birthday Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: It's your birthday again. (RECALCULATING) Have a happy birthday.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Good thing you don't need GPS to find a hilarious card store! Get this is great birthday card from NobleWorks today.
Product Id: 1089988
Birthday - Disgusting Perversions card
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Inside Text: Here's to another year of doing
all the things you love!
Happy Birthday, pervert!
Artist: Corrie Kuipers
Artist Notes: Vintage Victorian images paired with contemporary design and edgy humor!
Product Id: 266635
Other Way Around Humor Card
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Inside Text: There's no other way to say it... Happy Birthday!
Artist: Tim Whyatt
Product Id: 994907
Tourettes Restaurant Funny Card
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Inside Text: Have a goddamn happy fucking birthday! Motherfucker!
Artist: Tom Cheney
Product Id: 994873
Birthday Sex for him - Retro Funny card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Write in 3 fantasy guy birthday ideas, and then let's discuss:


1. ____________________


2. ____________________


3. ____________________



Happy Birthday!

Note: Now go back and replace any ones
that you know I won't do, again. Thank you.
Artist: Tom Rent
Artist Notes: This can also be changed into an announcement, invitation, or congratulations card by you changing the inside text using the Personalization option - It's EASY! Free Modifications. Contact me through my Card Store. - Tom Rent
Product Id: 440205
One Parachute Funny Birthday Card
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Inside Text: ...I'd miss you lots and think about you all the time. Happy Birthday, old champ.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: This parachute birthday card is funny and at NobleWorks!
Product Id: 1089954
Life Is A Journey Free Cocktails Humor Birthday Ca…
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Have a first-class birthday. Cheers!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Keep dreaming and get this funny Last Kiss birthday card from NobleWorks cards.
Product Id: 1090106
Wine! Hilarious Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Happy Birthday darling!
Artist: Ephemera
Product Id: 994715
Fucking Fab Funny Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Happy Fucking Birthday.
Artist: Ephemera
Product Id: 994717
Happy Birthday - Sexy girl card
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Inside Text: Got a present for you,
can't wait to give it to you!
Happy Birthday!
Artist: Patricia Ridlon
Product Id: 131491
Traces Of Nuts Adult Humor Birthday Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Now for the real truth...you're a year older. Go nuts! Happy Birthday.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Get this nutty card from NobleWorks before the day ends!
Product Id: 1090132
Alcohol is Bad for Legs Birthday Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Spread the word--it's your birthday!
Artist: NobleWorks
Product Id: 994707
Showing some love card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Just for you... Birthday Boy!
Artist: eugenia bacon
Product Id: 151572
Menopausal Dwarves Adult Humor Birthday Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Another birthday? Don't worry. It'll be over in a flash.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Why don't you pick up this funny dwarf card from NobleWorks today?
Product Id: 1090006
Thank You Lord Large Boob Adult Humor Birthday Car…
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Wishing you all the breast on your birthday!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Your friends will thank you for remembering their birthday with this funny card from NobleWorks.
Product Id: 1090146
The Word Fuck Funny Birthday Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: I bought it because it says fuck twice. Happy Birthday.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: The word of the day is "buy." Buy this freaking hilarious card today!
Product Id: 1089922
Drum Roll Dr Office Adult Humor Birthday Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Another year behind you! Have a happy birthday.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Here's a hysterical Whyatt card from NobleWorks! Buy it today.
Product Id: 1090144
Water Temp Humor Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Warm birthday wishes...
Artist: Tim Whyatt
Product Id: 994903
Spell It Out Birthday Birthday Card
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Inside Text: Do I have to spell it out for you? Happy Fucking Birthday!
Artist: Todd Provance
Product Id: 994805
If Only Funny Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Don't dick around. Just have a happy birthday.
Artist: Tim Whyatt
Product Id: 994895
Bangkokless Charades Adult Humor Birthday Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Have a bang-up time on your birthday.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Knock out the laughs with this funny card from NobleWorks Cards today! Be careful what kind of word you pick for charades, it would be painful.
Product Id: 1090142
Braless Humor Getting Older Birthday Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Don't get your nipples in a twist... just have a happy birthday.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Let loose with this rude birthday card from NobleWorks Cards!
Product Id: 1090080
You Are Fucking Awesome Note to Self Birthday Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: P.S. Happy Birthday!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Product Id: 1089982
I’M Sexy Humor Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Have a FINE time on your Birthday.
Artist: Tim Whyatt
Product Id: 994565
Department Gives a Shit Office Humor Birthday Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Hold everything and have a happy birthday!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Product Id: 1089962
Eat Something Adult Humor Birthday Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Face it...you're another year older. Happy Birthday
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Product Id: 1090066
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