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Being on the naughty list for Christmas may be a bad thing, but when it comes to birthday cards your friends and family just may love the naughty greetings available here in our Adult Birthday card section.

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“I absolutely LOVE your cards. I have been ordering from you for many years. I love the fact that you can personalize the cards with your own sayings and also with your own pictures. The quality of the cards is beautiful and the price is also amazing. You would pay twice to even three times the price in a store. Keep up the good work!!!”
Karen - Aug 13th, 2014
“I just received my cards today and they are beautiful! When I ordered my cards I forgot to use the promo code and ended up paying full price. I then called the customer service number and spoke with a very nice lady. She said someone would get back to me and sure enough I received a phone call the following day advising me that the discount would be applied to my order. Amazing customer service and great quality cards!”
Susan - Aug 12th, 2014
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Most Popular Newest Show adult cards
Birthday - Disgusting Perversions card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Here's to another year of doing
all the things you love!
Happy Birthday, pervert!
Artist: Corrie Kuipers
Artist Notes: Vintage Victorian images paired with contemporary design and edgy humor!
Product Id: 266635
Global Warming Redux Funny Birthday Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Warm wishes for a happy birthday
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: The weather may be changing but that doesn't mean that you have to! So heat things up with our best selling Talk Bubble cards that reveals that having LESS things to worry about is a lot MORE fun!
Product Id: 1089926
Ill be a Stripper Funny Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Happy Fuckin' Birthday.
Artist: NobleWorks
Product Id: 994801
I Wear Brown Because I Don’ Give a Shit! Birthday …
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Wishing you a colorful birthday!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Get this funny brown card at NobleWorks.
Product Id: 1089942
Hold My Calls Humor Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Have a ball! It's your birthday.
Artist: Tim Whyatt
Product Id: 994899
Tourettes Restaurant Funny Card
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Inside Text: Have a goddamn happy fucking birthday! Motherfucker!
Artist: Tom Cheney
Product Id: 994873
GPS Spouse Mode Funny Birthday Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: It's your birthday again. <RECALCULATING> Have a happy birthday.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Good thing you don't need GPS to find a hilarious card store! Get this is great birthday card from NobleWorks today.
Product Id: 1089988
Fucking Fab Funny Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Happy Fucking Birthday.
Artist: Ephemera
Product Id: 994717
Other Way Around Humor Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: There's no other way to say it... Happy Birthday!
Artist: Tim Whyatt
Product Id: 994907
Wine! Hilarious Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Happy Birthday darling!
Artist: Ephemera
Product Id: 994715
Showing some love card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Just for you... Birthday Boy!
Artist: eugenia bacon
Product Id: 151572
Birthday Sex for him - Retro Funny card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Write in 3 fantasy guy birthday ideas, and then let's discuss:


1. ____________________


2. ____________________


3. ____________________



Happy Birthday!

Note: Now go back and replace any ones
that you know I won't do, again. Thank you.
Artist: Tom Rent
Artist Notes: This can also be changed into an announcement, invitation, or congratulations card by you changing the inside text using the Personalization option - It's EASY! Free Modifications. Contact me through my Card Store. - Tom Rent
Product Id: 440205
Alcohol is Bad for Legs Birthday Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Spread the word--it's your birthday!
Artist: NobleWorks
Product Id: 994707
Happy Birthday - Sexy girl card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Got a present for you,
can't wait to give it to you!
Happy Birthday!
Artist: Patricia Ridlon
Product Id: 131491
One Parachute Funny Birthday Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: ...I'd miss you lots and think about you all the time. Happy Birthday, old champ.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: This parachute birthday card is funny and at NobleWorks!
Product Id: 1089954
Traces Of Nuts Adult Humor Birthday Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Now for the real truth...you're a year older. Go nuts! Happy Birthday.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Get this nutty card from NobleWorks before the day ends!
Product Id: 1090132
Water Temp Humor Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Warm birthday wishes...
Artist: Tim Whyatt
Product Id: 994903
Kiss my Butt card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: (blank inside)
Artist: Wendy Mogul
Product Id: 123305
The Word Fuck Funny Birthday Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: I bought it because it says fuck twice. Happy Birthday.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: The word of the day is "buy." Buy this freaking hilarious card today!
Product Id: 1089922
Sexy Happy Birthday Egg! card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Get laid!

Happy Birthday!
Artist: graphicdoodles
Artist Notes: Cartoon egg with a slightly lewd expression on his/her face, saying: "Do what I did on my birthday!" With a very suggestive and ambiguous remark on the inside: "Get laid!"
Product Id: 200250
Department Gives a Shit Office Humor Birthday Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Hold everything and have a happy birthday!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Product Id: 1089962
You Are Fucking Awesome Note to Self Birthday Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: P.S. Happy Birthday!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Product Id: 1089982
Go Nuts Funny Meerkat Birthday Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: go nuts!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Go nuts with this very funny birthday card from the funny people of NobleWorks.
Product Id: 1089950
Happy Birthday, golf ball in woman’s bra card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Happy Birthday
Lucky!
Artist: Stan Fellerman
Product Id: 613746
Happy Birthday Sexy-Adult, Sexy card
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Inside Text: I hope this helps kick start your Birthday!

Love You Baby!
Artist: Lisa C. Weber
Artist Notes: Image copyright 2009 Lisa C. Weber. Copying and displaying or redistribution of this image without permission from the artist is strictly prohibited.
Product Id: 503937
Sexy naughty Happy Birthday male card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: I hope it's not just candles
you plan on
blowing!
Artist: Cheryl M Hall
Artist Notes: ALL TEXT, BORDERS AND BACKGROUNDS CAN BE CHANGED TO SUIT YOUR COLOR THEME...USE CONTACT ARTIST BUTTON TO ARRANGE CHANGES....MANY MORE CARD VARIETIES AVAILABLE IN MY STORE..
Product Id: 609786
Happy Birthday Male taking off shirt with great bo…
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Happy Birthday
Artist: Stan Fellerman
Product Id: 618198
Drum Roll Dr Office Adult Humor Birthday Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Another year behind you! Have a happy birthday.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Here's a hysterical Whyatt card from NobleWorks! Buy it today.
Product Id: 1090144
Menopausal Dwarves Adult Humor Birthday Card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Another birthday? Don't worry. It'll be over in a flash.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Artist Notes: Why don't you pick up this funny dwarf card from NobleWorks today?
Product Id: 1090006
Hot Stuff - Birthday card
Customize: Inside text only
Inside Text: Another year older
and
you still sizzle!
Artist: Cheryl M Hall
Artist Notes: MANY OTHER BIRTHDAY CARDS VARIETIES IN MY STORE.
Product Id: 296372
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