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Breathalyzer Birthday Adult Oral Sex Humor card
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| 2 - 4* | $3.39 |
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| 10 - 24 | $3.09 |
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Inside Text:
Hope your birthday
doesn't suck!
Happy Birthday
doesn't suck!
Happy Birthday
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Product ID:
1821620
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Size:
Folded 5" x 7" greeting card
Artist Notes:
Getting pulled over for drinking is not funny. But getting pulled over and letting this double entendre rip is pretty funny. Send this Birthday card to the friend that will appreciate this raunchy innuendo confusing oral sex and the request to open wide for a field sobriety test using a breathalyzer.
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