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Miss You Adult Humor You Live Too Fucking Far Away card
“I ordered a 101st birthday card and it was shipped very quickly and was of excellent quality. It arrived within a few days and was well packaged; so it was in perfect condition when it arrived.”
Lynnita - Sep 20th, 2026
“Love being able to create the inside of your cards to my liking. I receive many compliments on them.”
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$3.89 (includes envelope),
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$1.59
| Quantity | Price Per Card |
|---|---|
| 1 - 1* | $3.89 |
| 2 - 4* | $3.39 |
| 5 - 9 | $3.19 |
| 10 - 24 | $3.09 |
| 25 - 49 | $2.79 |
| 50 - 99 | $2.59 |
| 100 - 199* | $2.29 |
| 200 - 499* | $2.19 |
| 500 - 999* | $1.79 |
| 1,000 - 2,999* | $1.59 |
| 3,000+* | See bulk pricing |
| * Orders with less than 5 cards or exceeding 99 cards are not eligible for FedEx Office pickup. | |
Inside Text:
Please move closer.
This is getting ridiculous.
I miss you.
This is getting ridiculous.
I miss you.
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Product ID:
2001808
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Availability:
In Stock - Ships the next business day
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Size:
Folded 5" x 7" greeting card
Artist Notes:
A bold adult-humor design for someone who lives too far away, featuring cream typography against a rich red background.
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