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Funny Congratulations for New Dentures or Dental…

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Inside Text: May your new smile be bright, comfortable, and completely free of termites!Congratulations and here's to successful dental work!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1995672
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May your new smile be bright, comfortable, and completely free of termites!Congratulations and here's to successful dental work!

Royal Bladder Emergency Funny Aging

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Inside Text: May life's little urgencies never keep you from enjoying the big moments.Thinking of you today.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1995764
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May life's little urgencies never keep you from enjoying the big moments.Thinking of you today.

Funny Aging Milestone and I Napped Like I Was…

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Inside Text: Welcome to the age where even resting may pull muscles and require a recovery period.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1995818
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Welcome to the age where even resting may pull muscles and require a recovery period.

Funny Congratulations on Your First Pair of…

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Inside Text: Congratulations on reaching another milestone. May your reading glasses always be exactly where you left them.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1995900
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Congratulations on reaching another milestone. May your reading glasses always be exactly where you left them.

Funny Birthday and Church Humor

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Inside Text: Funny how another birthday brings a little more wisdom, a little more patience, and a lot more understanding. Hope it's a wonderful one!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1995934
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Funny how another birthday brings a little more wisdom, a little more patience, and a lot more understanding. Hope it's a wonderful one!

Funny Aging Milestone Card About Senior Discounts

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Inside Text: You've earned every laugh, every wrinkle, and every senior discount that comes your way.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1996064
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You've earned every laugh, every wrinkle, and every senior discount that comes your way.

Congrats and Your Nose Has Officially Entered Semi…

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Inside Text: One of the perks of getting older? Some smells just aren't worth noticing anymore.Congrats on your noseentering semi-retirement!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1996098
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One of the perks of getting older? Some smells just aren't worth noticing anymore.Congrats on your noseentering semi-retirement!

Do Whatever Makes You Happy - Funny Senior Humor…

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Inside Text: Do what makes you happy.At this point, you've earned the rightto be a little strange.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1996378
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Do what makes you happy.At this point, you've earned the rightto be a little strange.

Aging Milestone and They Found Your Wallet

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Inside Text: At your age, hiding your money that high is understandable.Unfortunately, they still found it.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1997058
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At your age, hiding your money that high is understandable.Unfortunately, they still found it.

Funny Birthday Heaven and Changes to the Golden…

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Inside Text: Apparently "older and wiser"has been replaced with "older and wondering why you came into the room." Happy Birthday!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1997308
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Apparently "older and wiser"has been replaced with "older and wondering why you came into the room." Happy Birthday!

Congratulations on Your First Pair of Reading…

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Inside Text: May they help you readevery exciting chapter still to come.
Artist: Silvia Clara Ríos
Product Id: 1997702
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May they help you readevery exciting chapter still to come.

Funny Unplanned Nap Aging Milestone

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Inside Text: Apparently, five minutes meanssomething different these days.
Artist: Silvia Clara Ríos
Product Id: 1998130
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Apparently, five minutes meanssomething different these days.

First Reading Glasses Congratulations Woman at…

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Inside Text: It might be time for a little assistance.Look at the bright side.Reading glasses come in much better stylesthan longer arms.Congratulations on a milestonethat deserves at least a little laughter.
Artist: Ridiculously You
Product Id: 2003148
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It might be time for a little assistance.Look at the bright side.Reading glasses come in much better stylesthan longer arms.Congratulations on a milestonethat deserves at least a little laughter.

First Reading Glasses Congratulations Man at Cafe

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Inside Text: It might be time for a little assistance.Look at the bright side.Reading glasses come in much better stylesthan longer arms.Congratulations on a milestonethat deserves at least a little laughter.
Artist: Ridiculously You
Product Id: 2003150
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It might be time for a little assistance.Look at the bright side.Reading glasses come in much better stylesthan longer arms.Congratulations on a milestonethat deserves at least a little laughter.

First Senior Discount Congratulations Receipt

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Inside Text: A little older.A little wiser.And now, officially discount eligible.Congratulations.
Artist: Ridiculously You
Product Id: 2004594
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A little older.A little wiser.And now, officially discount eligible.Congratulations.