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My Love For You Is Like Diarrhea, blank greeting…

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Artist: Kimberly Holt
Product Id: 50241
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love me, squeeze me...

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Inside Text: love me squeeze me take me home
Artist: Sara Field
Product Id: 132262
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love me squeeze me take me home

I love You Rebus

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Inside Text: ILoveEwe!OOPS, I mean you.
Artist: © Diana Ting Delosh
Product Id: 139490
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ILoveEwe!OOPS, I mean you.

Wild Dorothy

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Inside Text: Honey, be careful. They all have baggage.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 152551
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Honey, be careful. They all have baggage.

First Dates

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Inside Text: Should we be worried about you, dear?
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 154635
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Should we be worried about you, dear?

Needs a Husband

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Inside Text: We understand honey. They have a hard time pulling the trigger too.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 154637
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We understand honey. They have a hard time pulling the trigger too.

Her Monster

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Inside Text: Catch and release, or a keeper?
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 155622
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Catch and release, or a keeper?

Track your Man

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Inside Text: Now this is a darn interesting idea!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 157447
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Now this is a darn interesting idea!

Mou, the green rabbit, enjoys a delicious coffee…

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Inside Text: I love you even morewhen there's coffee.
Artist: Lucworks.com
Product Id: 177817
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I love you even morewhen there's coffee.

Love- Dog Sending a hug and butt squeeze humor

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Inside Text: And if you don't mind,I'll throw in atelepathic butt squeeze.
Artist: Chuck Ingwersen
Product Id: 200802
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And if you don't mind,I'll throw in atelepathic butt squeeze.

I'd Say Yes

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Inside Text: So when do you want to go Shopping?
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 207585
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So when do you want to go Shopping?

Play Doctor?

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Inside Text: Then bring home more money, and I'll spend it.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 207587
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Then bring home more money, and I'll spend it.

Love Friendship Bowling

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Inside Text: You Really Bowl Me Over- And Quack Me Up! Love Ya!!
Artist: © 2009-11 Steve Delmonte
Product Id: 212360
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You Really Bowl Me Over- And Quack Me Up! Love Ya!!

Free Range Chicken

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Artist: Baloo
Product Id: 262497
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absolutely NUTS about you

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Inside Text: I'm absolutely NUTS about you!
Artist: Corrie Kuipers
Product Id: 275692
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I'm absolutely NUTS about you!

you're so a-'peeling'

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Inside Text: That's why I love you!
Artist: Corrie Kuipers
Product Id: 276036
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That's why I love you!

you're so a-'peeling'

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Inside Text: That's why I love you!
Artist: Corrie Kuipers
Product Id: 276042
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That's why I love you!

Funny romance card: Sweet nothings

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Inside Text: THAT'LL BUY ME SOME TIME TO THINK OF SOMETHING TO SAY IN MY NORMAL VOICE.
Artist: Chuck Ingwersen
Product Id: 344894
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THAT'LL BUY ME SOME TIME TO THINK OF SOMETHING TO SAY IN MY NORMAL VOICE.

I love you more than my bike

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Artist: Andrea Cheason
Product Id: 367730
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I love you more than my car

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Artist: Andrea Cheason
Product Id: 367743
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Funny love card: Bee Cuss

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Inside Text: JUST BEE CUSS.
Artist: Chuck Ingwersen
Product Id: 369990
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JUST BEE CUSS.

Men - He's not all there

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Inside Text: Romance is hard work, but worth it. Hang in there. Tomorrow is another day.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 387090
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Romance is hard work, but worth it. Hang in there. Tomorrow is another day.

Garage Sale Madness

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Inside Text: We just passed a garage sale! Just love being with you, no matter what!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 403971
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We just passed a garage sale! Just love being with you, no matter what!

Date Him - AGAIN?

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Inside Text: You always did like Roller Coasters and Merry-Go-Rounds! ... or is it bumper cars this time!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 406985
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You always did like Roller Coasters and Merry-Go-Rounds! ... or is it bumper cars this time!

I love you almost as much as candy(Sucker)

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Artist: Christy Whitehead
Product Id: 411116
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I Love You - Funny

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Inside Text: However it should be HERS then HIS. I Love You!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 412495
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However it should be HERS then HIS. I Love You!

I Cherish you

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Inside Text: I don't know what I would do without your Love and Affection!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 417548
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I don't know what I would do without your Love and Affection!

Penis Leash - Boyfriend Humor

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Inside Text: I know how you can be boyfriend, so consider yourself warned!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 417562
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I know how you can be boyfriend, so consider yourself warned!

LOVE (cookies)

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Inside Text: Love is like a chocolate chip cookie, sweet and gooey but sometimes tough around the edges!
Artist: Christy Whitehead
Product Id: 417912
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Love is like a chocolate chip cookie, sweet and gooey but sometimes tough around the edges!

I love you more than my...Bike

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Artist: Andrea Cheason Card Store
Product Id: 430814
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