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Funny end of the world retirement announcement

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Inside Text: My working world came to an end but another, better world is opening for me. I'm RETIRED!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1403416
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My working world came to an end but another, better world is opening for me. I'm RETIRED!

Amusing legal profession retirement announcement -…

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Inside Text: I'm retiring. My decision as an advocate of law and order to retire and step away from a lifetime of incredible highs and heart-breaking lows, the bumps and bruises of advocacy, is not a decision taken lightly but it's time. The hammer's down. Celebrate my decision!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1410978
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I'm retiring. My decision as an advocate of law and order to retire and step away from a lifetime of incredible highs and heart-breaking lows, the bumps and bruises of advocacy, is not a decision taken lightly but it's time. The hammer's down. Celebrate my decision!

Slightly off-color lawyer's retirement…

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Inside Text: I thought you might be interested to know it's time to retire from this legal profession and head out to pasture in some area of the world where no one will notice as I run free, breeze blowing through what's left of my hair, singing loudly the praises of freedom. CONGRATULATE ME!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1421692
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I thought you might be interested to know it's time to retire from this legal profession and head out to pasture in some area of the world where no one will notice as I run free, breeze blowing through what's left of my hair, singing loudly the praises of freedom. CONGRATULATE ME!

Funny Retirement Announcement and Finally Off Duty…

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Inside Text: I'm very pleased to announce my retirement and I'm looking forward to a long, long period of leisure off the leash. It's time for someone else to pick up the business end of my life.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1436950
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I'm very pleased to announce my retirement and I'm looking forward to a long, long period of leisure off the leash. It's time for someone else to pick up the business end of my life.

Chimpanzee Retiring Announcement

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Inside Text: . . . I'm retiring. Time for some serious monkeying around.
Artist: Amy Hadden
Product Id: 1437356
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. . . I'm retiring. Time for some serious monkeying around.

Amusing pulling the plug retirement announcement…

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Inside Text: I've been on the job for a long, long time and have reached a point in my career where I'm pulling the plug. My retirement is here!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1448930
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I've been on the job for a long, long time and have reached a point in my career where I'm pulling the plug. My retirement is here!

Amusing retirement announcement from corrections…

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Inside Text: I'm pleased to let you know I finally threw the switch on my long career as a corrections officer. I'm leaving my work, retiring and looking forward to a bright and stress-free future.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1456924
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I'm pleased to let you know I finally threw the switch on my long career as a corrections officer. I'm leaving my work, retiring and looking forward to a bright and stress-free future.

Funny Announcement about Retiring

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Inside Text: I'm retiring.
Artist: Amy Hadden
Product Id: 1462972
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I'm retiring.

Retirement Announcement, The time has come ...…

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Inside Text: ... for this little piggy to fly. I'm retiring!
Artist: Shoaff-Ballanger Studios
Product Id: 1464508
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... for this little piggy to fly. I'm retiring!

Retirement Announcement

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Artist: Amy Hadden
Product Id: 1474096
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Ahh, Life Is Good On A Tropical Island

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Inside Text: We wanted to let you know, we are adjusting to retirement just fine!
Artist: James Murphy
Product Id: 1476510
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We wanted to let you know, we are adjusting to retirement just fine!

Amusing God opens a new door retirement…

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Inside Text: I'm excited and happy to announce my retirement! It's time to look behind another door.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1500732
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I'm excited and happy to announce my retirement! It's time to look behind another door.

Amusing retirement announcement from the postal…

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Inside Text: I feel I've earned a grand retirement after all the snow, rain, heat, gloom of night and mad dogs I've lived through as a postal worker. Now I only have to walk to one mailbox from here on out!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1507166
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I feel I've earned a grand retirement after all the snow, rain, heat, gloom of night and mad dogs I've lived through as a postal worker. Now I only have to walk to one mailbox from here on out!

Amusing newly-retired male announcing he's made it

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Inside Text: Thought I'd let you know I made it to the other side of working. I'M OFFICIALLY RETIRED!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1509056
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Thought I'd let you know I made it to the other side of working. I'M OFFICIALLY RETIRED!

Amusing Retirement and the Lip Saving Reason for…

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Inside Text: I'm announcing my retirement! My lips are worn to the nubbins and it's time for a long, well-earned rest.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1510276
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I'm announcing my retirement! My lips are worn to the nubbins and it's time for a long, well-earned rest.

Amusing pilot's retirement declaration and last…

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Inside Text: It's time. I've rolled to the end of my last taxiway, run through my last checklist and eaten my last rubber chicken meal in the cockpit. I'm looking forward to piloting my easy chair to the rest of my life in my well-earned retirement.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1510658
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It's time. I've rolled to the end of my last taxiway, run through my last checklist and eaten my last rubber chicken meal in the cockpit. I'm looking forward to piloting my easy chair to the rest of my life in my well-earned retirement.

Grim reaper hobby and a retirement announcement…

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Inside Text: I'm finally taking the leap and retiring! Don't expect any pictures from where I'm going.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1523680
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I'm finally taking the leap and retiring! Don't expect any pictures from where I'm going.

Amusing Retirement Announcement and the Ice Floe

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Inside Text: My time has arrived and I've finally launched into my exploration of the unknown and unfamiliar territory of retirement. Wish me luck as, hopefully, I may never return!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1558578
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My time has arrived and I've finally launched into my exploration of the unknown and unfamiliar territory of retirement. Wish me luck as, hopefully, I may never return!

Amusing Retirement Announcement and a Long Bucket…

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Inside Text: I'm retiring! I have a bucket list as long as my years left and I hope to do it all before I hear the scratching at the door.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1562394
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I'm retiring! I have a bucket list as long as my years left and I hope to do it all before I hear the scratching at the door.

Amusing End of a Career Announcement by a Happy…

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Inside Text: It's been coming for a while but now the end is here. My work is over and done and I'm retiring to explore other interests before the end REALLY comes! Wish me good luck!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1572340
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It's been coming for a while but now the end is here. My work is over and done and I'm retiring to explore other interests before the end REALLY comes! Wish me good luck!

Comic Announcement of Retirement and Walk of Fame…

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Inside Text: I've retired and happily celebrate the installation of my star on the company Walk of Fame. Woohoo!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1620906
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I've retired and happily celebrate the installation of my star on the company Walk of Fame. Woohoo!

Retired Mermaid Happy Retirement

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Inside Text: Congratulations! Enjoy your retirement.
Artist: Cynthia Shatzel
Product Id: 1661656
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Congratulations! Enjoy your retirement.

Retirement Announcement from a Cartoonist or…

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Inside Text: I'm retiring because I'm tired of being laughed at. Ta Da!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1667514
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I'm retiring because I'm tired of being laughed at. Ta Da!

Funny Retirement Announcement with French Bulldog…

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Inside Text: Nope! I've changed my mind. Someone else can fetch it now. I'm retiring!
Artist: Shoaff-Ballanger Studios
Product Id: 1687574
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Nope! I've changed my mind. Someone else can fetch it now. I'm retiring!

Retiring or Retired

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Inside Text: He's retiring! Oh God.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 251748
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He's retiring! Oh God.

Retirement Announcement - FUNNY

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Inside Text: He's retiring. Oh God.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 362465
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He's retiring. Oh God.

Retirement Announcement - FUNNY

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Inside Text: He's Retiring!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 364661
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He's Retiring!

Retirement Notice

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Inside Text: The time has come for me to retire, so I'm taking this opportunity to say, Thank you for all your tireless support, It's been an honor working with you each and every day.
Product Id: 370065
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The time has come for me to retire, so I'm taking this opportunity to say, Thank you for all your tireless support, It's been an honor working with you each and every day.

Retirement Announcement

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Inside Text: Yes! He's Retiring! World productivity will surge, we think.
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 393373
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Yes! He's Retiring! World productivity will surge, we think.

Retiring - AGAIN?

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Inside Text: Yes, and this time it's for real!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 407033
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Yes, and this time it's for real!