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Amusing bathroom humor retirement congrats for a…

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Inside Text: Your end is at hand. Your reward for working all those years is more time in your favorite place. Congratulations on your retirement!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1385762

Your end is at hand. Your reward for working all those years is more time in your favorite place. Congratulations on your retirement!

Amusing male roommate & friend's farewell cartoon

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Inside Text: Our end as roommates is at hand. You're a great friend and have been with me in some rough times. I'll miss you and the comradeship we had - most of the time. Farewell, and good luck in your new adventure. Remember to flush.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1385768

Our end as roommates is at hand. You're a great friend and have been with me in some rough times. I'll miss you and the comradeship we had - most of the time. Farewell, and good luck in your new adventure. Remember to flush.

Amusing blank problem-in-the-bathroom with aliens…

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Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1385886

Amusing Doctors' Day greeting for retired…

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Inside Text: I'm certain there were times you wished for early retirement but you remained, helping and healing. I celebrate your caring and deep dedication, even far beyond the time you retired from practice. Happy Doctors' Day!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1386222

I'm certain there were times you wished for early retirement but you remained, helping and healing. I celebrate your caring and deep dedication, even far beyond the time you retired from practice. Happy Doctors' Day!

Amusing Doctors' Day holiday group greeting for…

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Inside Text: Well, we've carefully observed the rapid decay, the decline and debasement and the long slide into collapse. But, dear colleague, this is not just about you. It's about Doctors' Day and we're hoping you will enjoy the well-earned holiday!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1386248

Well, we've carefully observed the rapid decay, the decline and debasement and the long slide into collapse. But, dear colleague, this is not just about you. It's about Doctors' Day and we're hoping you will enjoy the well-earned holiday!

Amusing dig at HMOs blank cartoon

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Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1386252

Amusing long-winded fare-thee-well to attorney…

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Inside Text: Dear attorney, you've left your mark with us. Sometimes on the inside of the office windows, sometimes on the bathroom walls and sometimes just a moonprint on the conference room door. But for some intangible and elusive reason we're fond of you and will miss you greatly. Farewell, and good luck in your new endeavor!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1386374

Dear attorney, you've left your mark with us. Sometimes on the inside of the office windows, sometimes on the bathroom walls and sometimes just a moonprint on the conference room door. But for some intangible and elusive reason we're fond of you and will miss you greatly. Farewell, and good luck in your new endeavor!

Funny off-color love you/happy birthday to legal…

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Inside Text: It's your birthday and again you're the center of attention. Enjoy your grand day. I love you to the stars and back! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1386730

It's your birthday and again you're the center of attention. Enjoy your grand day. I love you to the stars and back! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Funny off-color congrats to retiring lawyer…

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Inside Text: You've reached the end of a long and brilliant career! Congratulations on the news of your retirement.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1386750

You've reached the end of a long and brilliant career! Congratulations on the news of your retirement.

Amusing moved to new condo or apartment cartoon

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Inside Text: WE'VE MOVED! All our eggs are in one new basket. Our new address:
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1387550

WE'VE MOVED! All our eggs are in one new basket. Our new address:

Sailing into the costal sunset Bon Voyage

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Inside Text: Wishing you safe travels, genial companions, memorable moments and sunsets that will remain with you forever. BON VOYAGE!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1388702

Wishing you safe travels, genial companions, memorable moments and sunsets that will remain with you forever. BON VOYAGE!

A cruise into the sunset Bon Voyage

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Inside Text: Wishing you a wonderful cruise with safe travel, genial companions, memorable moments and sunsets that will remain with you forever.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1388714

Wishing you a wonderful cruise with safe travel, genial companions, memorable moments and sunsets that will remain with you forever.

A sailboat silhouetted in the sunset blank

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Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1388726

First car congratulations from the middle ages…

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Inside Text: Congratulations on your first car! Be happy that you've shown the village elders that you have enough responsibility to own something special.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1390334

Congratulations on your first car! Be happy that you've shown the village elders that you have enough responsibility to own something special.

Humorous congrats on passing your driving exam

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Inside Text: CONGRATULATIONS on passing your driving exam! Be happy that you've shown the village elders that you have enough responsibility to get behind whatever steering wheel you can find.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1390340

CONGRATULATIONS on passing your driving exam! Be happy that you've shown the village elders that you have enough responsibility to get behind whatever steering wheel you can find.

Humorous I got my driving license announcement

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Inside Text: I've joined the ranks of the mobile generation and passed my driver's test with flying colors! The keys to the kingdom are mine!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1390344

I've joined the ranks of the mobile generation and passed my driver's test with flying colors! The keys to the kingdom are mine!

Amusing congrats - graduation from dental school &…

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Inside Text: CONGRATULATIONS from all of us on graduating dental school! Just don't hang the diploma near the spit sink!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1390880

CONGRATULATIONS from all of us on graduating dental school! Just don't hang the diploma near the spit sink!

Amusing farewell and goodbye to dentist /…

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Inside Text: You've chosen to take your dental diplomas and certificates down from the wall and move on. We're saddened by your leaving and can only wish you goodbye, farewell and good luck in your journey.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1390978

You've chosen to take your dental diplomas and certificates down from the wall and move on. We're saddened by your leaving and can only wish you goodbye, farewell and good luck in your journey.

Humorous dental school graduation party invitation

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Inside Text: I'm ready to hang my diploma! I've graduated from dental school and you're invited to help celebrate. My party details:
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1390980

I'm ready to hang my diploma! I've graduated from dental school and you're invited to help celebrate. My party details:

Amusing you're now a plumber congratulations

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Inside Text: You'll now be able to work anywhere you wish. Congratulations on earning your plumber's license and certification!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1391200

You'll now be able to work anywhere you wish. Congratulations on earning your plumber's license and certification!

Amusing congrats to a retiring plumber

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Inside Text: I hope your retirement is a long and happy one before you're called to work again. Congratulations on your retirement from the plumber's trade!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1391202

I hope your retirement is a long and happy one before you're called to work again. Congratulations on your retirement from the plumber's trade!

Amusing birthday greeting for a plumber

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Inside Text: Even God shouldn't try finding a plumber on their birthday. Enjoy your day off! Happy birthday to my favorite plumber!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1391222

Even God shouldn't try finding a plumber on their birthday. Enjoy your day off! Happy birthday to my favorite plumber!

Amusing reupholstering heaven all occasion blank

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Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1392478

Amusing well-earned boss's retirement congrats…

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Inside Text: You did a great job over the years! You know things will really go to hell after your retirement! Congratulations and a giant thank you from us all!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1392482

You did a great job over the years! You know things will really go to hell after your retirement! Congratulations and a giant thank you from us all!

Amusing all occasion blank card cartoon God…

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Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1392484

Amusing Group Boss's Day of Rest Suggestion…

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Inside Text: It's Boss's Day and you deserve to just "phone it in" today. Tomorrow you can get back to saving the world. Have a great Boss's Day from all of us!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1392486

It's Boss's Day and you deserve to just "phone it in" today. Tomorrow you can get back to saving the world. Have a great Boss's Day from all of us!

Amusing wisdom teeth removal and tooth fairy get…

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Inside Text: You've made the tooth fairy work overtime with the removal of your wisdom teeth! Hope you feel better soon and get back to those beautiful smiles of yours.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1393104

You've made the tooth fairy work overtime with the removal of your wisdom teeth! Hope you feel better soon and get back to those beautiful smiles of yours.

Amusing International Tooth Fairy Day celebration

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Inside Text: Celebrate International Tooth Fairy Day today, February 28th, by telling someone what a great smile they have!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1393108

Celebrate International Tooth Fairy Day today, February 28th, by telling someone what a great smile they have!

Amusing International Fairy Day celebration

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Inside Text: Celebrate International Fairy Day today, June 24th! It's the day to celebrate fairies and magic and to salute those little hard-working but necessary sprites, pixies and imps!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1393114

Celebrate International Fairy Day today, June 24th! It's the day to celebrate fairies and magic and to salute those little hard-working but necessary sprites, pixies and imps!

Funny off-color feel better after a colonoscopy

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Inside Text: Your procedure is now behind you, so to speak. Rest, relax, and recover from your Colonoscopy!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1394090

Your procedure is now behind you, so to speak. Rest, relax, and recover from your Colonoscopy!

Funny off-color feel better from management to…

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Inside Text: We're sorry you're having health issues. We miss you at work and need you back as soon as you're able. Rest, relax and recover. Feel better soon!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1394094

We're sorry you're having health issues. We miss you at work and need you back as soon as you're able. Rest, relax and recover. Feel better soon!

Amusing adult you're an asshole observation

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Inside Text: We really didn't need special equipment to figure out you're an ass.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1394098

We really didn't need special equipment to figure out you're an ass.

Amusing unisex bedtime please forgive me

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Inside Text: Mother was right. Please forgive me.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1394352

Mother was right. Please forgive me.

Cute Reconciliation Announcement About Love from a…

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Inside Text: No matter what you've heard and no matter what the mothers say, we're getting back together in the name of love.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1394354

No matter what you've heard and no matter what the mothers say, we're getting back together in the name of love.

Amusing method of settling quarrels any occasion,…

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Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1394356

Amusing support for person trying to quit smoking

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Inside Text: I want to keep you here with us and I fully support your struggle to quit smoking. I'm more than happy to help change your name to Quitter or Hero!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1394938

I want to keep you here with us and I fully support your struggle to quit smoking. I'm more than happy to help change your name to Quitter or Hero!

Amusing all-occasion blank of man trying to check…

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Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1394942

Amusing celebration of Name Day cartoon

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Inside Text: You're given one name. Enjoy your uniqueness, celebrate world Name Day and don't be changin' stuff!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1394954

You're given one name. Enjoy your uniqueness, celebrate world Name Day and don't be changin' stuff!

Funny thanks on Dental Assistant Week to your…

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Inside Text: Smile, it's Dental Assistant Week! Thanks for keeping my smile dazzling!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1395110

Smile, it's Dental Assistant Week! Thanks for keeping my smile dazzling!

Funny invite to dental school graduate's party

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Inside Text: You've invited to a dental school grad's party. We'll provide everything except dancing shoes! DETAILS:
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1395114

You've invited to a dental school grad's party. We'll provide everything except dancing shoes! DETAILS:

Funny congrats on graduation from dental school…

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Inside Text: Dental school and graduation are behind you now. You can hang your shiny new diploma anywhere you want! Congratulations!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1395142

Dental school and graduation are behind you now. You can hang your shiny new diploma anywhere you want! Congratulations!

Funny invite to dental school graduate's party

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Inside Text: I've finally graduated from my studies at dental school and I'm ready to celebrate. You're invited to a graduation party and I promise you won't be bored! DETAILS:
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1395248

I've finally graduated from my studies at dental school and I'm ready to celebrate. You're invited to a graduation party and I promise you won't be bored! DETAILS:

Funny group congrats to retiring dental…

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Inside Text: CONGRATULATIONS on your decision to retire! We know you won't be at all bored in this new stage of your life!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1395250

CONGRATULATIONS on your decision to retire! We know you won't be at all bored in this new stage of your life!

Funny any occasion blank dental gas cartoon

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Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1395254

Cute Sympathetic Reflection on Loss of a Beloved…

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Inside Text: I'm so sorry you've lost your doggie friend. I know your pet's in a better place, still trying to sneak up on the furniture. You have my sympathy.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1395258

I'm so sorry you've lost your doggie friend. I know your pet's in a better place, still trying to sneak up on the furniture. You have my sympathy.

Any occasion blank doggie heaven cartoon

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Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1395262

Cute Loss of Doggie Anniversary Remembrance in…

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Inside Text: It's the anniversary of the day you lost your doggie friend. I know your pet's in a better place, still trying to sneak up on the furniture. I remember and offer this sad smile in your friend's honor.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1395266

It's the anniversary of the day you lost your doggie friend. I know your pet's in a better place, still trying to sneak up on the furniture. I remember and offer this sad smile in your friend's honor.

Funny invitation to a family reunion with a twist

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Inside Text: JOIN US! You're invited to the family reunion. We'll all be related and arriving by the busload, come hell or high water. DETAILS:
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1395618

JOIN US! You're invited to the family reunion. We'll all be related and arriving by the busload, come hell or high water. DETAILS:

Blank all occasion cartoon of Smith group reunion…

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Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1395814

Funny marriage proposal in the kitchen - marry me

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Inside Text: You've captured my heart, forever. Please share my life, my dreams, my soul. Half my junk is here already anyway.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1395916

You've captured my heart, forever. Please share my life, my dreams, my soul. Half my junk is here already anyway.

Funny marriage proposal blank any occasion

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Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1395924

Funny marry me again and renew our vows

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Inside Text: We've had our years together and it's been wonderful with you. I would love to marry you again. Will you marry me again and renew the vows we spoke long ago?
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1396006

We've had our years together and it's been wonderful with you. I would love to marry you again. Will you marry me again and renew the vows we spoke long ago?

Funny off-color vasectomy feel better and recover…

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Inside Text: You've had your years together and now you're separated, so to speak. I imagine you'll get everything back together after finally reaching those heavenly gates. Congrats and feel better on your trip to sterility.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1396648

You've had your years together and now you're separated, so to speak. I imagine you'll get everything back together after finally reaching those heavenly gates. Congrats and feel better on your trip to sterility.

Funny Blank All Occasion Dogs, Heaven & Spaying…

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Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1396652

Funny loss of a pet cat expression of sympathy

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Inside Text: Your companion is now without fear, without pain, and at peace. My deepest sympathies on the loss of your feline friend.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1396668

Your companion is now without fear, without pain, and at peace. My deepest sympathies on the loss of your feline friend.

Funny congrats on getting your pet neutered

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Inside Text: Congratulations on your decision to control the pet population. Let's work on the politicians next.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1396686

Congratulations on your decision to control the pet population. Let's work on the politicians next.

Funny two dogs in jail and a birthday wish for a…

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Inside Text: Hey fella', a coupla' drinks, bars that don't hold you in, and some new toys are my wishes for you on this birthday! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1396710

Hey fella', a coupla' drinks, bars that don't hold you in, and some new toys are my wishes for you on this birthday! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Funny two dogs in jail and a birthday wish for a…

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Inside Text: Hey Fratbrother, a coupla' drinks, a couple bars you can walk away from, and some new toys is my wish for you on this birthday! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BRO.!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1396716

Hey Fratbrother, a coupla' drinks, a couple bars you can walk away from, and some new toys is my wish for you on this birthday! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BRO.!

Funny congratulations on adult baptism cartoon

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Inside Text: Your life will be filled with joy. Follow the light for your guidance in all your ways. Congratulations on your baptism.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1396984

Your life will be filled with joy. Follow the light for your guidance in all your ways. Congratulations on your baptism.

Funny birthday greeting for friend from heaven's…

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Inside Text: Hey friend, remember, the gates'll won't open until you quit fibbing about your age. In the meantime enjoy this birthday, whatever number you say it is, with my BEST WISHES!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1396990

Hey friend, remember, the gates'll won't open until you quit fibbing about your age. In the meantime enjoy this birthday, whatever number you say it is, with my BEST WISHES!

Funny heaven's gate happy birthday to anyone…

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Inside Text: Remember, the gates won't open if you're fibbing about your age. In the meantime enjoy this birthday, whatever number you say it is, with my BEST WISHES!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1396994

Remember, the gates won't open if you're fibbing about your age. In the meantime enjoy this birthday, whatever number you say it is, with my BEST WISHES!

Funny doctor's retirement - dedication to the end…

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Inside Text: I celebrate your caring and deep dedication, knowing it will continue far beyond the time you retire from practice. Congratulations on your retirement!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1399458

I celebrate your caring and deep dedication, knowing it will continue far beyond the time you retire from practice. Congratulations on your retirement!

Funny blank all-occasion defibrillator & doctor…

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Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1399460

Funny thanks for being a lifesaver to the end…

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Inside Text: You're a lifesaver of the highest order! THANK YOU!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1399462

You're a lifesaver of the highest order! THANK YOU!

Funny good luck on your foot race cartoon

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Inside Text: I know you were a greyhound in your previous life. Run like you had four legs. Great good luck in your upcoming race.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1399466

I know you were a greyhound in your previous life. Run like you had four legs. Great good luck in your upcoming race.

Inspirational Cartoon About Staying the Course and…

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Inside Text: Stay the course. We're running at your side and you'll win this greatest race of your life!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1399472

Stay the course. We're running at your side and you'll win this greatest race of your life!

Funny congrats on your dog winner cartoon

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Inside Text: Congratulations! Your canine is in a class by itself - the winning class! Extra treats all around tonight!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1399476

Congratulations! Your canine is in a class by itself - the winning class! Extra treats all around tonight!

Funny SWAT invite to a Police Academy graduation…

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Inside Text: You're invited to my Police Academy graduation party. I didn't know squat going in but now I know it all! DETAILS:
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1399530

You're invited to my Police Academy graduation party. I didn't know squat going in but now I know it all! DETAILS:

Funny congrats for Police Academy acceptance…

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Inside Text: CONGRATULATIONS on being accepted at the Police Academy! You don't know squat going in but you'll soon know it all!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1399534

CONGRATULATIONS on being accepted at the Police Academy! You don't know squat going in but you'll soon know it all!

All occasion funny hostage rescue & SWAT cartoon…

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Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1399536

Blank all occasion Garden of Eden amusing cartoon

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Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1399542

Tax Day cartoon with the Garden of Eden

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Inside Text: It's Tax Day. It's decreed that you will never be even again.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1399546

It's Tax Day. It's decreed that you will never be even again.

Funny thanks to your dance instructor cartoon

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Inside Text: THANKS for being a great dance instructor and for introducing me to the wonderful spellbinding world of dance and movement.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1399552

THANKS for being a great dance instructor and for introducing me to the wonderful spellbinding world of dance and movement.

Funny birthday greeting to a musically talented…

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Inside Text: Music is just one of your talents. Blowing out candles is another. Happy birthday, jazz man!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1399560

Music is just one of your talents. Blowing out candles is another. Happy birthday, jazz man!

Funny blank all occasion music, dance and exercise…

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Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1399566

Funny religiously-slanted get well from group

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Inside Text: EVERYONE'S thinking of you and wishing for you to get well and feel better soon!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1402276

EVERYONE'S thinking of you and wishing for you to get well and feel better soon!

Funny religiously-slanted get well from business…

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Inside Text: EVERYONE on the team is thinking of you and wishing for you to get well and feel better soon!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1402278

EVERYONE on the team is thinking of you and wishing for you to get well and feel better soon!

Funny Group Birthday Cartoon for Pastor Minister…

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Inside Text: Happy Birthday to our favorite salesperson from your flock!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1402288

Happy Birthday to our favorite salesperson from your flock!

Funny congrats/best wishes to new mother cartoon

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Inside Text: You're now a new mother and if you thought it was rough getting there it's not as tough as rescheduling the entire rest of your life. But you'll absolutely love it! Congratulations and Best Wishes to New Mom!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1402296

You're now a new mother and if you thought it was rough getting there it's not as tough as rescheduling the entire rest of your life. But you'll absolutely love it! Congratulations and Best Wishes to New Mom!

Funny birthday congrats to an obstetrician cartoon

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Inside Text: Doctor, you've seen a crib full of birth days so far. Let's hope you can schedule the celebration of your own birthday. Have a HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1402534

Doctor, you've seen a crib full of birth days so far. Let's hope you can schedule the celebration of your own birthday. Have a HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Funny single mom baby announcement cartoon

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Inside Text: Like everything else in my life lately my new baby arrived a bit off schedule. I'll now be rescheduling life with my new love. STAY TUNED!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1402538

Like everything else in my life lately my new baby arrived a bit off schedule. I'll now be rescheduling life with my new love. STAY TUNED!

Amusing please forgive me - cartoon confessional

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Inside Text: I'm opting for the short line and I need forgiveness from you to complete me. Please forgive what I've done.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1402596

I'm opting for the short line and I need forgiveness from you to complete me. Please forgive what I've done.

Funny Birthday Cartoon for a Priest

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Inside Text: I'm glad you found a way to lighten your priestly load and take this special day off to be with friends and family. I know I'm part of the line waiting to wish you a happy birthday ... so I do ... Have a blessed birthday!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1402602

I'm glad you found a way to lighten your priestly load and take this special day off to be with friends and family. I know I'm part of the line waiting to wish you a happy birthday ... so I do ... Have a blessed birthday!

Funny church bell ringer any occasion blank

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Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1403166

Funny happy birthday to bell ringer cartoon

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Inside Text: You can hide your tin foil hat. The ringing you hear is real. Chime in a new year of your life with a rousing, boisterous bell ringer's HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1403374

You can hide your tin foil hat. The ringing you hear is real. Chime in a new year of your life with a rousing, boisterous bell ringer's HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Funny Smile and Ring in a Happy Day cartoon

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Inside Text: Ring in each day with a smile and a song! Be happy.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1403386

Ring in each day with a smile and a song! Be happy.

Funny end of the world blank cartoon

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Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1403404

Funny end of the world dad's happy birthday…

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Inside Text: Dad, as old as you are I thought I'd better get you a birthday card sooner than later. Have a HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1403412

Dad, as old as you are I thought I'd better get you a birthday card sooner than later. Have a HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Funny end of the world retirement announcement

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Inside Text: My working world came to an end but another, better world is opening for me. I'm RETIRED!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1403416

My working world came to an end but another, better world is opening for me. I'm RETIRED!

Amusing preparation for Good Friday and Easter…

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Inside Text: I think there should be an Okay Thursday for the cleaning crew in preparation for Good Friday. Easter Blessings to you and yours.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1403422

I think there should be an Okay Thursday for the cleaning crew in preparation for Good Friday. Easter Blessings to you and yours.

Funny Baptism congrats and money card cartoon

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Inside Text: Congratulations on your Baptism. May your life be filled with joy and a bit of money for an occasional clean car.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1403426

Congratulations on your Baptism. May your life be filled with joy and a bit of money for an occasional clean car.

Funny invitation to an adult baptism cartoon

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Inside Text: I'm being baptized and I'd love to have you join me as I take my first step into the light. I'll wash your car at the celebration afterwards ... DETAILS:
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1403430

I'm being baptized and I'd love to have you join me as I take my first step into the light. I'll wash your car at the celebration afterwards ... DETAILS:

Any occasion funny baptism and Sunday special…

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Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1403440

Funny invite to church potluck dinner cartoon

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Inside Text: You're invited to join with our Person of the Cloth and attend a potluck dinner. Fellowship, heavenly food and no burnt offerings! DETAILS:
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1404644

You're invited to join with our Person of the Cloth and attend a potluck dinner. Fellowship, heavenly food and no burnt offerings! DETAILS:

Funny happy birthday dinner invite for Person of…

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Inside Text: Dear Minister, we'd like to wish you a very Happy Birthday and celebrate your birthday by treating you to a dinner in your honor. DETAILS:
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1404666

Dear Minister, we'd like to wish you a very Happy Birthday and celebrate your birthday by treating you to a dinner in your honor. DETAILS:

Funny save the date for a church fundraiser…

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Inside Text: Please save the date and join us to help further our ministry with a special fundraiser. DETAILS:
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1404672

Please save the date and join us to help further our ministry with a special fundraiser. DETAILS:

Amusing invitation to an adult baptism cartoon

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Inside Text: Please come join with me as I sign on to an extended service plan that will cover my entire life and beyond. Details of my baptism:
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1404836

Please come join with me as I sign on to an extended service plan that will cover my entire life and beyond. Details of my baptism:

Funny congratulations to a newly baptized adult -…

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Inside Text: CONGRATULATIONS for signing on to the extended service plan that will cover your entire life and beyond. Blessings on your baptism. Live in His light.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1404840

CONGRATULATIONS for signing on to the extended service plan that will cover your entire life and beyond. Blessings on your baptism. Live in His light.

Funny congrats on new job and old shoes cartoon

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Inside Text: Don't try and fill someone else's shoes. Simply get a new pair of your own. Congratulations and good luck in the new job!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1404990

Don't try and fill someone else's shoes. Simply get a new pair of your own. Congratulations and good luck in the new job!

Funny Be My Valentine - out on a wire cartoon

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Inside Text: I'm out on the wire here so please don't leave me hanging ... Would you be my VALENTINE?
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1405062

I'm out on the wire here so please don't leave me hanging ... Would you be my VALENTINE?

Funny man on a wire blank all occasion cartoon

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Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1405064

Funny invitation to join us for breakfast cartoon

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Inside Text: Would you please join us for breakfast? There will be pork involved in some fashion! Details:
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1405538

Would you please join us for breakfast? There will be pork involved in some fashion! Details:

Funny pork and tax day reminder cartoon

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Inside Text: Tax Day is just around the corner. Keep the government in pork and yourself in wine. You'll need it.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1405540

Tax Day is just around the corner. Keep the government in pork and yourself in wine. You'll need it.

Funny happy birthday toast to favorite foodie

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Inside Text: Happy, happy birthday to my favorite foodie! We'll raise a toast to you with a glass of pork tonight while you whine about your age.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1405696

Happy, happy birthday to my favorite foodie! We'll raise a toast to you with a glass of pork tonight while you whine about your age.

Funny happy birthday dog in a bar request

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Inside Text: Celebrate your birthday but pace yourself. Remember how old you really are, fool. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1405852

Celebrate your birthday but pace yourself. Remember how old you really are, fool. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Funny pull yourself up addiction recovery support

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Inside Text: From where you lie every direction might seem up. But as a child, crawl, pull yourself to your knees, stand and walk one halting step at a time until you can believe in yourself again.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1405856

From where you lie every direction might seem up. But as a child, crawl, pull yourself to your knees, stand and walk one halting step at a time until you can believe in yourself again.

Funny I'll have what he's having - dogs in a bar…

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Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1405858

Amusing self-love encouragement through the dark…

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Inside Text: Self-love is the center of living well. Only after you travel long enough to understand yourself can you invite others to share your journey. Live intentionally and with purpose.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1405980

Self-love is the center of living well. Only after you travel long enough to understand yourself can you invite others to share your journey. Live intentionally and with purpose.

Amusing way of announcing a woman coming out…

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Inside Text: I've traveled long, not fully knowing myself. I've now come to fully love myself and my journey ends as I emerge from the darkness, my coming out. Thanks for your continuing support.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1405984

I've traveled long, not fully knowing myself. I've now come to fully love myself and my journey ends as I emerge from the darkness, my coming out. Thanks for your continuing support.

Amusing invitation to a woman's coming out party…

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Inside Text: I've traveled long, not knowing myself completely. I've now come to fully love myself and my denial ends as I emerge from the darkness, my coming out. You're invited to my party and we'll take the rest of the journey together. DETAILS:
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1405986

I've traveled long, not knowing myself completely. I've now come to fully love myself and my denial ends as I emerge from the darkness, my coming out. You're invited to my party and we'll take the rest of the journey together. DETAILS:

Funny invitation to a Mardi Gras party without…

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Inside Text: Leave your inhibitions at home and join us for a Mardi Gras party! DETAILS:
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1405992

Leave your inhibitions at home and join us for a Mardi Gras party! DETAILS:

Funny belated Mardi Gras excuse from woman cartoon

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Inside Text: I wanted to join you for Mardi Gras but I was delayed when I couldn't locate rusty buckle oil in time. Happy Belated Mardi Gras!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1405994

I wanted to join you for Mardi Gras but I was delayed when I couldn't locate rusty buckle oil in time. Happy Belated Mardi Gras!

Funny chastity belt kiss and make up cartoon

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Inside Text: I'm so, so sorry. Please forgive me. Can we kiss and make up? I'll bring the rusty buckle oil!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1405996

I'm so, so sorry. Please forgive me. Can we kiss and make up? I'll bring the rusty buckle oil!

Funny lawyer take a day off happy birthday cartoon

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Inside Text: Take the day off! Even lawyers need to stop once in a while and celebrate milestones. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1406116

Take the day off! Even lawyers need to stop once in a while and celebrate milestones. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Funny blank all occasion morning lawyer commute…

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Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1406120

Funny Father's Day lawyer cartoon

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Inside Text: Take the day off! Even lawyer dads need to stop once in a while and celebrate milestones. HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1406124

Take the day off! Even lawyer dads need to stop once in a while and celebrate milestones. HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!

Funny Father's Day lawyer cartoon - no refresher…

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Inside Text: Dad, you might need refresher courses now and then for your work as a lawyer but you never needed one for fatherhood. You've been a perfect father. HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1406128

Dad, you might need refresher courses now and then for your work as a lawyer but you never needed one for fatherhood. You've been a perfect father. HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!

Funny male lawyer's birthday Hell reminder cartoon

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Inside Text: No refresher needed to remind you how old you are! Welcome to birthday hell. Have a HAPPY BIRTHDAY anyway!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1406130

No refresher needed to remind you how old you are! Welcome to birthday hell. Have a HAPPY BIRTHDAY anyway!

Funny all occasion blank - a lawyer's continuing…

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Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1406132

Funny business meeting follow-up cartoon

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Inside Text: Let's stop reinventing the wheel and resolve matters with a serious sit-down. DETAILS:
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1406156

Let's stop reinventing the wheel and resolve matters with a serious sit-down. DETAILS: