Anti Christmas Angry Gingerbread Man with Missing Leg and Crutch card

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Corrie Kuipers

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Folded 5" x 7" greeting card

This is a darkly humorous anti-Christmas card featuring an angry gingerbread man with a menacing scowl, furrowed brows, and clenched fists. He's holding a candy cane like a weapon, with red button details on his chest and white icing trim. The background shows a brown gradient with a border of cheerful traditional gingerbread men, creating an ironic contrast. Bold red text at the bottom reads "BITE ME" - a defiant, sarcastic message that subverts the typical warm Christmas greeting. The card plays on the gingerbread man's edible nature while expressing holiday frustration or rebellion against Christmas cheer. It's perfect for someone with a cynical sense of humor who wants to send an unconventional holiday message that's both funny and slightly aggressive.