Happy Birthday You Never Had a Chance And Yet Somehow You Survived card

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© Mike Baldwin

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Folded 5" x 7" greeting card

At a hospital maternity ward a new mom and dad are arguing and somehow misunderstanding each other as mom cradles their newborn. Caption reads, Poor kid, never had a chance. Inside reads, And yet somehow you survived. Happy birthday! This would be a good card from a parent or spouse, provided the birthday boy or girl has a good sense of humor! Thanks for checking out my greeting cards. More cards: http://www.greetingcarduniverse.com/community/store.asp?store_id=2337&gcu=42744787710&mid=cwu Cornered Books at: https://www.amazon.com/-/e/B007G2B9BO My daily cartoon: https://www.gocomics.com/cornered