You've feared it, dreaded it, ignored it and tried every way possible to delay it ... but it's here and you're forty ...
Since you couldn't stop it, embrace it ...
Since you can't ignore it, celebrate it ...
Sing and dance like only a beautiful 40 year old woman can. After all, even if you look stupid, people will know that you're old and won't hold it against you.
Happy Birthday to a vibrant, beautiful, colorful, loving, funny, passionate woman.