Happy Birthday Humor with Peg Leg Pirate Pug for Dog Lovers
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. . . you're HOW freaking old?
Well, shiver me timbers; you fooled this old sea dog!
I'd walk the plank or be hung from the yardarm
to look as good as you at your age
(How many is that in dog years?)
Here's hoping that your birthday
will be fantastic in every way.