The doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so the doctor gave him another six months.
Doctor: "You'll live to be sixty."
Patient: "I am sixty!"
Doctor: "See, what did I tell you."
A doctor held a stethoscope up to a man's chest. The man asks: "Doc, how do I stand?" The doctor says, "That's what puzzles me."
My thoughts and prayers are with you during your cancer journey.
