I give up!
Just how old are you?
Really? That old, huh?
Well, that's no reason to feel glum.
It's just another year gone down the drain.
It's just another stepping stone
in the puddle of life.
It's just another birthday!
That's right!
It's your birthday!
So, put a smile on your face.
Eat a big piece of cake.
Wear a silly hat if you want,
and have a great big wonderful
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!