"Feed me, I'm hungry, scratch my jowls.
Make me a bed with your favorite bath towels.
Toss me a toy or tassel of strings,
Or I'll chew and claw on your favorite things.
I will ignore you when ever I choose,
And expect you to be an appropriate muse.
I may be demanding and finicky too,
I am a Cat... It's what we do!"
Happy Birthday... Meow.
