This award is to let you know what the
whole world already knows
You are the
BROWN NOSER OF THE YEAR
WHAT WE WANT TO KNOW IS:
a) How is the view from down there?
b) What is the aroma down there?
c) How do you live with yourself?
d) Is the reward worth it?
e) Are you able to swallow the same crap
We hope you will enjoy all the benefits of
this award to which you are entitled