I was thinking of putting on
something light and loose,
getting out some special gadgets
I have just for the occasion,
getting down on my knees,
and slowly crawling over to you
as you stand before me,
I'd lick my lips, look up to you, and ask,
"Would you help me scrub the floors today,
boyfriend?"
(Sorry! - I'm so mean.)
Happy Father's Day, sweetie!
