What's a orangutans's favourite pop group?
Bananarama!
What sort of key does a orangutan need to open a banana?
A monk-key!
What did the banana say to the orangutan?
Nothing, bananas don't talk!
What do you call a monkey who works in a call centre?
A who-rang-utang!
Why don't the orangutans in the jungle play poker any more?
There are just too many Cheetahs.