10 Reasons Stay-cations are Better than Vacations Dog in Hammock Humor
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1. Cheaper
2. Zero packing
3. No tipping required
4. No jet lag or time change
5. The water doesn't taste funny
6. No need for a house or pet sitter
8. You can wear your slippers 24x7
7. No one asking "Are we there yet?"
9. No flight delays or missed connections
10. Comfy beds just like home because you are home
What more do you need to know
other than it can start NOW?!
Enjoy your stay-cation.
May it be the best vacation yet!