Hit your Mailbox with Car Apology Humor Minding my own Business then BOOM
Your mailbox jumped right out in front of me!
Well, it didn't happen exactly like that but it sure felt like it.
In any case, somehow I managed to hit it.
I'm very sorry for the inconvenience and
I will gladly pay for the damage.
Please let me know what I can do to help and how much I owe you.