68? Wow!
Can that be right?
Of course it is!
My mathematical formula
for figuring age is never wrong!
It's your 68th birthday!
Another year has gone down the drain.
You've advanced another stepping stone
in the great puddle of life.
So, put a smile on your face.
Eat a big piece of cake.
Wear a silly hat if you want,
and have a great big wonderful
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!