Happy Birthday to Irritating Brother Who Became a Pearl
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Happy Birthday brother,
the ultimate pearl in my life's clamshell!
As you know, it's a scientific fact
that an irritated clam can produce a pearl,
and boy, have you been an expert at that!
Despite those times you've irritated me,
you've also shown me your irreplaceable value.
Here's to celebrating the gem you've become!
Happy Birthday!