Amusing Cinco de Mayo Greeting for Someone In the Hospital
Inside Text:
I tried to arrange
a hospital Cinco de Mayo party for you
but they said the bright colors,
the loud clothing, the off-key instruments,
the high-pitched vihuelam,
the fireworks, the rifle shots,
and the impromptu speeches
might cause the staff to change the sheets again
so they nixed the traditional celebration.
But have a great holiday anyway!