Celebrate World Naked Gardening Day Always First Saturday in May
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World Naked Gardening Day was
created to encourage gardeners
to seek a stronger bond with nature
by tending their gardens in the buff,
just as nature intended.
Talking to your plants is said
to help them grow faster.
Strengthen your bond in the buff today
by chatting with your plants using phrases like:
Hey bud, I'm rooting for you!
I'll never leaf you.
Don't stop be-leafing!
Oh-oh, the neighbors can see me naked
and they don't look happy so,
hosta la vista, baby!
Happy World Naked Gardening Day
