Birthday Humor Mixed Breed Dog Fitness Instruction
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1) Lie on your back with paws in the air (aka the cute position).
2) Establish endearing eye contact with your human (more cute).
3) Add a hint of pathetic to your gaze (irresistibly cute).
4) (Haha, your human falls for it again). Let the tummy rubs begin!
And BOOM, enthusiastic exercising of your tail (by way of wagging) will almost effortlessly commence.
SUCCESS!
Wishing you a WOOFTASTIC BIRTHDAY
