The Riddles:
1. What Do You Call A Pig With Laryngitis?
2. What Do You Call A Pig With A Rash?
3. How Do You Get Your Sick Pig To The Hospital?
4. What Kind Of Medicine Did The Sick Pig Need?
5. What Do You Call A Sunburned Pig?
So, Slap A Little Oinkment On That
Disgruntled, Sunburned Pig's Rash.
If All Else Fails, Call The Hambulance.
Hope You Are Feeling Better Soon.