a) For saying that thing which I didn't know was wrong to say;
b) For thinking that thought which really wasn't bad;
c) For forgeting about that really important thing that I was suppose to remember;
d) For the time I was was suppose to do that thing but then I got super busy and just forgot;
e) For doing that other thing when I was suppose to do the first thing;
f) For anything else that I forgot that I was suppose to do, say, think, feel, in the past, present or future;
g) Just kidding, I'm not that sorry.