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... to blow a few bucks. Have a MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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... to blow a few bucks. Have a MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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Cake, icing, wine and pubic hair. Darlin', have a healthy and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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Cake, icing, wine and pubic hair. Darlin', have a healthy and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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And I don't care if the whole world knows! I love you ... you ... you ...
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And I don't care if the whole world knows! I love you ... you ... you ...
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It's your birthday again, old dog. I hope you get something that makes you happy on this day. Have a HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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It's your birthday again, old dog. I hope you get something that makes you happy on this day. Have a HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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POOF!! You're a virgin again! Happy Birthday!
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POOF!! You're a virgin again! Happy Birthday!
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Hey, cowboy! It's your birthday and you definitely won't need keys for this HAPPY BIRTHDAY RIDE!
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Hey, cowboy! It's your birthday and you definitely won't need keys for this HAPPY BIRTHDAY RIDE!
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Trick? Treat? Both? Happy Halloween!
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Trick? Treat? Both? Happy Halloween!
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Get ready. The Halloween store had a sale on vibrating wands. And we're going to have a wicked good time!
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Get ready. The Halloween store had a sale on vibrating wands. And we're going to have a wicked good time!
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Congratulations and Happy Birthday on this special day but you'll never be able to stop me, you ancient bitch.
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Congratulations and Happy Birthday on this special day but you'll never be able to stop me, you ancient bitch.
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But probably never again in Echo Canyon. Will you be my Valentine? ... tine? ... tine?
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But probably never again in Echo Canyon. Will you be my Valentine? ... tine? ... tine?
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Wow! Thanks for the great time I had with you!
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Wow! Thanks for the great time I had with you!
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I hope all your wishes come true on your birthday, you dog. Have a happy one!
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I hope all your wishes come true on your birthday, you dog. Have a happy one!
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We really didn't need special equipment to figure out you're an ass.
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We really didn't need special equipment to figure out you're an ass.
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It's your birthday. SOAR!
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It's your birthday. SOAR!
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The two of us wish you cake, ice cream and an other-worldly probing on your birthday! Have a happy one!
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The two of us wish you cake, ice cream and an other-worldly probing on your birthday! Have a happy one!
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Congratulations on getting the kitchen remodel done so beautifully. I'm especially happy you got rid of that stove.
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Congratulations on getting the kitchen remodel done so beautifully. I'm especially happy you got rid of that stove.
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I love you and want to celebrate each and every birthday with you through the years, over and over and over ... and ... over ... HAPPY BIRTHDAY my love!
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I love you and want to celebrate each and every birthday with you through the years, over and over and over ... and ... over ... HAPPY BIRTHDAY my love!
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You done yet? Love ya', Thanks for sharing Valentine's day with me!
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You done yet? Love ya', Thanks for sharing Valentine's day with me!
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I'm reversing jobs on your birthday and giving my favorite mechanic a special tuneup of his own. Happy Birthday!
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I'm reversing jobs on your birthday and giving my favorite mechanic a special tuneup of his own. Happy Birthday!
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St. Patrick's Day has come. With a little bit of Irish luck maybe you will to.
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St. Patrick's Day has come. With a little bit of Irish luck maybe you will to.
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Ho friggin' Ho.
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Ho friggin' Ho.
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This card is an invitation for an evening of passionate lovemaking. The food is optional after all the eating is done.
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1451276
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This card is an invitation for an evening of passionate lovemaking. The food is optional after all the eating is done.
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... and the horse you rode in on.
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... and the horse you rode in on.
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I'd love to take you for a dinner date. I'll pick the spot because I know you well enough to know you'll eat anything.
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I'd love to take you for a dinner date. I'll pick the spot because I know you well enough to know you'll eat anything.
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I hope you get an excess of what you like on your birthday: happiness, cake and saddle sores! Have a grande birthday!
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Bruce Bolinger
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I hope you get an excess of what you like on your birthday: happiness, cake and saddle sores! Have a grande birthday!
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It's been ages since we've heard from you and we have one probing question: How've you been?
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1475860
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It's been ages since we've heard from you and we have one probing question: How've you been?
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I'm so, so sorry. You have the key to a second chance for me. Please.
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1408950
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I'm so, so sorry. You have the key to a second chance for me. Please.
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Congratulations on your repackaging!Feel better soonfollowing your vasectomy!
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Congratulations on your repackaging!Feel better soonfollowing your vasectomy!
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