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Oral Sex Humor Greeting Card

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Inside Text: Let it blow, let it blow, let it blow! Season's Greetings!
Artist: NobleWorks
Product Id: 994743
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Let it blow, let it blow, let it blow! Season's Greetings!

Merry Fucking Christmas Balls Hilarious Greeting…

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Inside Text: Season's Greetings and all that shit.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Product Id: 1090386
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Season's Greetings and all that shit.

Kiss Nose Mistletoe Funny Card

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Inside Text: Put on a happy face this Christmas.
Artist: Tim Whyatt
Product Id: 994833
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Put on a happy face this Christmas.

Fuck You Santa Letter Funny Card

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Inside Text: Merry Fuckin' Christmas.
Artist: NobleWorks
Product Id: 994741
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Merry Fuckin' Christmas.

Bangkok Humor Christmas Card

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Inside Text: Have a Bang-up Christmas!
Artist: Tim Whyatt
Product Id: 994755
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Have a Bang-up Christmas!

Stuck Elf Funny Holiday Card

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Inside Text: Oh what fun it is to ride! Merry Christmas.
Artist: Randy McIlwaine
Product Id: 994845
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Oh what fun it is to ride! Merry Christmas.

Santa's Sex To Do List Christmas Adult Humor

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Inside Text: Santa's Coming... Merry Christmas!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Product Id: 1090166
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Santa's Coming... Merry Christmas!

Billy's Mom Blow Job Adult Humor Christmas…

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Inside Text: Merry Christmas! Enjoy the ride.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Product Id: 1090202
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Merry Christmas! Enjoy the ride.

Santa's Shit List Funny Christmas Card

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Inside Text: Merry Christmas and all that SHIT.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Product Id: 1090312
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Merry Christmas and all that SHIT.

Adult Christmas Card With Santa I Have A Big…

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Inside Text: I can't wait to give it to you! Merry Christmas
Artist: Laughing Hippo Studio
Product Id: 1588004
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I can't wait to give it to you! Merry Christmas

Jingle Balls Funny Card

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Inside Text: Merry Christmas and all that junk!
Artist: NobleWorks
Product Id: 994737
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Merry Christmas and all that junk!

Rich Husband Adult Wishes Funny Christmas Card

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Inside Text: Merry Christmas. Dreams can come true!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Product Id: 1090246
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Merry Christmas. Dreams can come true!

Wildest Christmas Wishes Penis Shadow Adult Humor…

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Inside Text: May this be your BIGGEST ONE EVER! Merry Christmas!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Product Id: 1090162
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May this be your BIGGEST ONE EVER! Merry Christmas!

First Wish Perverted Santa Humor Christmas…

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Inside Text: Merry Christmas. May all your wishes come true.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Product Id: 1090196
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Merry Christmas. May all your wishes come true.

Merry _ucking Christmas Naughty Game Show Card

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Inside Text: Do I have to spell it out for you? Merry Fucking Christmas!
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Product Id: 1090228
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Do I have to spell it out for you? Merry Fucking Christmas!

Dear Santa Funny Christmas Card

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Inside Text: Have a badass Christmas.
Artist: NobleWorks
Product Id: 994727
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Have a badass Christmas.

She Put Out for Santa Retro Baker Dirty Christmas…

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Inside Text: But he only came once a year. Merry Christmas.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Product Id: 1090396
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But he only came once a year. Merry Christmas.

Screw This Humorous Christmas Greeting Card…

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Inside Text: You'd better not pout! Merry Christmas!
Artist: Ron Kanfi
Product Id: 1543550
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You'd better not pout! Merry Christmas!

'Peggy Is a Whore' with A Collection Of Mistletoe…

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Inside Text: ... Peggy is a whore. Merry Christmas from one of your many admirers.
Artist: Ron Kanfi
Product Id: 1543028
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... Peggy is a whore. Merry Christmas from one of your many admirers.

It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas

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Inside Text: Here's hoping things continue to look good for you in the new year!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 277361
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Here's hoping things continue to look good for you in the new year!

Christmas Blow Job Adult Humor Christmas Card

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Inside Text: Have a happy holiday. No ifs, ands, or butts about it.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Product Id: 1090342
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Have a happy holiday. No ifs, ands, or butts about it.

Cold Christmas Poem Funny Card

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Inside Text: Fuck, It is fuckin' cold! Warm wishes for a poetic season.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Product Id: 1090216
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Fuck, It is fuckin' cold! Warm wishes for a poetic season.

Pregnant Virgins Humor Greeting Card

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Inside Text: Give me a fucking break!
Artist: NobleWorks
Product Id: 994739
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Give me a fucking break!

Mistress Sonia Whip Santa Sex Humor Holiday Card

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Inside Text: Naughty is nice... Merry Christmas.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Product Id: 1090298
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Naughty is nice... Merry Christmas.

Rudolph Pluck the Turkey Sacreligious Adult Humor…

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Inside Text: Merry Plucking Christmas.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Product Id: 1090270
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Merry Plucking Christmas.

Crabby Holidays

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Inside Text: Don't ya' just love Stocking Stuffers?!
Artist: scott clarke
Product Id: 481011
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Don't ya' just love Stocking Stuffers?!

I'll Blow You Humor Greeting Card

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Inside Text: You win! Have a Merry Christmas!
Artist: Tom Cheney
Product Id: 994745
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You win! Have a Merry Christmas!

Peace To The World Good Weed Adult Funny Christmas…

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Inside Text: ...and good weed toward man.
Artist: NobleWorks Funny Cards
Product Id: 1090328
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...and good weed toward man.

Scrooge Company

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Inside Text: Merry Christmas And Piss On Earth!
Artist: Ron Kanfi
Product Id: 1456352
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Merry Christmas And Piss On Earth!

What You'd Like To See This Christmas

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Inside Text: Peace on earth and goodwill toward men, right? MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Artist: Hipster Doofus
Product Id: 277363
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Peace on earth and goodwill toward men, right? MERRY CHRISTMAS!