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An amusing, Heart Facts valentine card for male or…

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Inside Text: It's the only organ that makes you feel better when you give it away. HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1185440

It's the only organ that makes you feel better when you give it away. HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!

Funny Santa and chimney off-color Christmas…

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Inside Text: You've been very, very bad this Christmas.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1364766

You've been very, very bad this Christmas.

Funny birthday wish about Unicorns

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Inside Text: Here's wishing you the most beautiful things on your birthday: rainbows, fuzzy bunnies, puppy kisses, unicorns, dew, roses, magic and moonlight ... ah ... scratch the unicorns.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1198744

Here's wishing you the most beautiful things on your birthday: rainbows, fuzzy bunnies, puppy kisses, unicorns, dew, roses, magic and moonlight ... ah ... scratch the unicorns.

Amusing Get Well Wish - Dog Therapy

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Inside Text: GET WELL SOON! You know you can lick this thing!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1216608

GET WELL SOON! You know you can lick this thing!

Amusing Chicken Soup Get Well Wish Cartoon

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Inside Text: FEEL BETTER SOON and save a chicken!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1223824

FEEL BETTER SOON and save a chicken!

Amusing birthday Bible-inspired Getting older wish

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Inside Text: You're perhaps not stone tablet old, maybe more like kidney stone old or gallstone old or stone deaf old but ... YOU'RE GETTING OLD!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1221016

You're perhaps not stone tablet old, maybe more like kidney stone old or gallstone old or stone deaf old but ... YOU'RE GETTING OLD!

Amusing birthday card to a devilish male friend…

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Inside Text: Hey man, it's your birthday. Let's raise some hell! Happy Birthday from your partner in crime!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1466160

Hey man, it's your birthday. Let's raise some hell! Happy Birthday from your partner in crime!

Humorous Continuing Payments Get Well to Someone…

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Inside Text: I'm very glad you're feeling better!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1176916

I'm very glad you're feeling better!

Humor and fantasy for your husband on his birthday

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Inside Text: Dear, dear husband, it's your birthday! I hope more of your fantasies come true on this anniversary! I love you!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1478716

Dear, dear husband, it's your birthday! I hope more of your fantasies come true on this anniversary! I love you!

Funny Stay the Course Cartoon - Win the Race

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Inside Text: Stay the course. We're running at your side and you'll win this greatest race of your life!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1399472

Stay the course. We're running at your side and you'll win this greatest race of your life!

Funny birthday greeting for pastor/minister/priest…

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Inside Text: Happy Birthday to our favorite salesperson from your flock!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1402288

Happy Birthday to our favorite salesperson from your flock!

Funny Valentine Wheelbarrow Full of Hearts for…

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Inside Text: You'll never know how much. Happy Valentine's Day!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1185532

You'll never know how much. Happy Valentine's Day!

Funny priest's birthday

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Inside Text: I'm glad you found a way to lighten your priestly load and take this special day off to be with friends and family. I know I'm part of the line waiting to wish you a happy birthday ... so I do ... Have a blessed birthday!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1402602

I'm glad you found a way to lighten your priestly load and take this special day off to be with friends and family. I know I'm part of the line waiting to wish you a happy birthday ... so I do ... Have a blessed birthday!

Fun Happy Birthday Reality Check Directed at Good…

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Inside Text: Hold it! Reality check! It's only a birthday. I'm your only friend. And you're old. Try and have a happy birthday.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1183706

Hold it! Reality check! It's only a birthday. I'm your only friend. And you're old. Try and have a happy birthday.

Amusing Dinner Party Invitation to Try New Foods…

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Inside Text: We're having a small dinner gathering that may involve exotic foods and tastes you'll love. Please join us! DETAILS:
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1556452

We're having a small dinner gathering that may involve exotic foods and tastes you'll love. Please join us! DETAILS:

Cartoon woman in car purchasing birthday card at…

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Inside Text: Something reminded me of you on this birthday!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1184246

Something reminded me of you on this birthday!

Amusing surgical best of luck

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Inside Text: Best of luck with your surgery and don't let them take out more than they need!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1221438

Best of luck with your surgery and don't let them take out more than they need!

Amusing Adult Visual on How Balloon Animals are…

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Inside Text: You make my world squeak! I love you!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1490184

You make my world squeak! I love you!

COVID 19 Thinking of Your Safety Cartoon

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Inside Text: Just thinking of you and saying how happy I am that you made it onto the ark. Stay healthy in these turbulent COVID-19 times!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1608540

Just thinking of you and saying how happy I am that you made it onto the ark. Stay healthy in these turbulent COVID-19 times!

Funny Rinse & Spit Happy Birthday to Your Dentist

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Inside Text: Forget rinse & spit. Keep the cake down this year. Happy Birthday!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1193130

Forget rinse & spit. Keep the cake down this year. Happy Birthday!

Humorous Cat Scene - Thinking of You Cartoon

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Inside Text: Just thinking of you ...
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1215852

Just thinking of you ...

Amusing get well and feel better no matter the…

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Inside Text: Get well, feel better but do it on your own schedule. Time is on your side and so am I.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1519494

Get well, feel better but do it on your own schedule. Time is on your side and so am I.

Funny Happy Birthday Wish to Hunting-oriented…

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Inside Text: HAPPY BIRD-DAY!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1196436

HAPPY BIRD-DAY!

Cartoon approach to back surgery get well

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Inside Text: You've survived back surgery! Get well soon! It won't be the last time that something happens behind your back.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1415734

You've survived back surgery! Get well soon! It won't be the last time that something happens behind your back.

Funny Moses & happy birthday wishes for pastor…

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Inside Text: My dear Person of the Cloth. Your iron-clad instructions are but one and set in stone. Have the most joyful birthday ever!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1407384

My dear Person of the Cloth. Your iron-clad instructions are but one and set in stone. Have the most joyful birthday ever!

Amusing Irish Toast and an Invitation to Share…

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Inside Text: It's St. Patrick's Day! Let's get together and share some health worries. And perhaps a beer or two.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1467194

It's St. Patrick's Day! Let's get together and share some health worries. And perhaps a beer or two.

Amusing Thinking of You and COVID 19 Safety Advice

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Inside Text: Even if you believe that higher powers will intervene just use the damn mask. COVID-19 doesn't discriminate.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1609174

Even if you believe that higher powers will intervene just use the damn mask. COVID-19 doesn't discriminate.

Amusing I miss you and can't wait greeting

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Inside Text: I really, really miss you and can't wait to see you. And you won't need a dollar ...
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1192198

I really, really miss you and can't wait to see you. And you won't need a dollar ...

Humorous Halloween Greeting and a Game Cartoon

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Inside Text: If I were you, this year I'd just go for the tricks ... HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1313006

If I were you, this year I'd just go for the tricks ... HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Fun thank-you E. D. humor to romantic partner for…

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Inside Text: Thanks for sticking with me through the hard and not so hard times ...
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1186106

Thanks for sticking with me through the hard and not so hard times ...