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New Boobies

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Inside Text: Can I have your old ones? Wait, I already have old ones! Double Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 382214
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Can I have your old ones? Wait, I already have old ones! Double Congratulations!

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Fun Boob Job/Breast Implants Congratulations

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Inside Text: Nice boobs! You look fabulous.
Artist: Amy Hadden
Product Id: 1396464
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Nice boobs! You look fabulous.

BOOB Job Congratulations

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Inside Text: Hope you're feeling OK! No doubt you'll be pleased with them. Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 395013
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Hope you're feeling OK! No doubt you'll be pleased with them. Congratulations!

Congratulations on Surviving Your Root Canal

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Inside Text: Did it hurt less than flossing?
Artist: UncleFrog
Product Id: 56079
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Did it hurt less than flossing?

CANCER - Didn't Stand a Chance

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Inside Text: Congratulations on winning the battle! You came well equipped and your battle plan is working! Wishing you the best going forward!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 406208
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Congratulations on winning the battle! You came well equipped and your battle plan is working! Wishing you the best going forward!

Congratulations on Your Post Op BM-Hospital Gown…

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Inside Text: THIS ... would not be one of those times! Congrats on your Post Op BM; feel better soon!
Artist: Christie Black-Creations from the Heart
Product Id: 949272
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THIS ... would not be one of those times! Congrats on your Post Op BM; feel better soon!

Congratulations Vasectomy - Funny

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Inside Text: Just because you're now shooting blanks doesn't mean you can now disregard our concealed carry laws. I'll be watchin'. Congratulations!
Artist: Tom Rent
Product Id: 489821
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Just because you're now shooting blanks doesn't mean you can now disregard our concealed carry laws. I'll be watchin'. Congratulations!

Congratulations on Your Post Op BM-Hospital Gown…

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Inside Text: THIS ... would not be one of those times! Congrats on your Post Op BM; feel better soon!
Artist: Christie Black-Creations from the Heart
Product Id: 949273
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THIS ... would not be one of those times! Congrats on your Post Op BM; feel better soon!