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Amusing Get Well Wish - Dog Therapy

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Inside Text: GET WELL SOON! You know you can lick this thing!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1216608
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GET WELL SOON! You know you can lick this thing!

Related Searches: Funny Get Well | Humorous Get Well | Funny Medical

Amusing Chicken Soup Get Well Wish Cartoon

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Inside Text: FEEL BETTER SOON and save a chicken!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1223824
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FEEL BETTER SOON and save a chicken!

Humorous Continuing Payments Get Well to Someone…

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Inside Text: I'm very glad you're feeling better!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1176916
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I'm very glad you're feeling better!

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Funny birthday greeting for pastor/minister/priest…

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Inside Text: Happy Birthday to our favorite salesperson from your flock!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1402288
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Happy Birthday to our favorite salesperson from your flock!

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Amusing surgical best of luck

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Inside Text: Best of luck with your surgery and don't let them take out more than they need!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1221438
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Best of luck with your surgery and don't let them take out more than they need!

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Amusing get well and feel better no matter the…

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Inside Text: Get well, feel better but do it on your own schedule. Time is on your side and so am I.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1519494
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Get well, feel better but do it on your own schedule. Time is on your side and so am I.

Cartoon approach to back surgery get well

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Inside Text: You've survived back surgery! Get well soon! It won't be the last time that something happens behind your back.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1415734
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You've survived back surgery! Get well soon! It won't be the last time that something happens behind your back.

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Amusing surgical get well

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Inside Text: You'll live but the wallet's a goner. GET WELL SOON!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1204808
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You'll live but the wallet's a goner. GET WELL SOON!

Amusing wisdom teeth removal and tooth fairy get…

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Inside Text: You've made the tooth fairy work overtime with the removal of your wisdom teeth! Hope you feel better soon and get back to those beautiful smiles of yours.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1393104
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You've made the tooth fairy work overtime with the removal of your wisdom teeth! Hope you feel better soon and get back to those beautiful smiles of yours.

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Humorous Get Well Vasectomy and Treatment Decision…

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Inside Text: Feel better soon from your vasectomy surgery. As with Lennie, we're pulling for you!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1490100
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Feel better soon from your vasectomy surgery. As with Lennie, we're pulling for you!

Funny get well, feel better after health scare

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Inside Text: It could have been a lot worse. I'm glad you're recovering!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1188492
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It could have been a lot worse. I'm glad you're recovering!

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Funny Knee Replacement Feel Better for Church-goer…

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Inside Text: I prayed your knee replacement would go well! I'm pleased you're feeling better. You'll be back in church in no time!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1360792
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I prayed your knee replacement would go well! I'm pleased you're feeling better. You'll be back in church in no time!

Amusing get well and feel better soon in golf…

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Inside Text: It looks like their surgical approach was right on. You're on the green in one. Feel better soon!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1509116
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It looks like their surgical approach was right on. You're on the green in one. Feel better soon!

Amusing hospital waiting room with the grim reaper…

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Inside Text: We're all anxiously waiting for you to GET WELL! Best wishes for a speedy recovery!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1237968
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We're all anxiously waiting for you to GET WELL! Best wishes for a speedy recovery!

Funny get-well enema treatment - hospital doctor…

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Inside Text: Maybe this card will help. Get well quickly!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1186644
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Maybe this card will help. Get well quickly!

Amusing get well from check list of bizarre…

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Inside Text: Please feel better and get right from that unmentionable thing you have!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1526920
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Please feel better and get right from that unmentionable thing you have!

Funny general get well in a hurry from group…

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Inside Text: You may have heard that we're all anxious for you to get well soon. Stay positive. Don't listen to anything else!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1409338
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You may have heard that we're all anxious for you to get well soon. Stay positive. Don't listen to anything else!

Amusing nautically-themed get well wish after…

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Inside Text: Your cataract surgery is successful and it's over! The eyepatch is attractive and in no time you'll be back on the poop deck, keelhauling the crew, rigging the jib and gathering barnacles. GET WELL SOON!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1311040
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Your cataract surgery is successful and it's over! The eyepatch is attractive and in no time you'll be back on the poop deck, keelhauling the crew, rigging the jib and gathering barnacles. GET WELL SOON!

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Fun get well, feel better guarantee after surgery

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Inside Text: Your surgery was rough, but you made it and they guaranteed you for 75 more years ... Get well very soon!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1213398
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Your surgery was rough, but you made it and they guaranteed you for 75 more years ... Get well very soon!

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Funny Off-color - Sex Injury Get Well / Feel…

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Inside Text: I heard you were injured but are on the mend. I really don't want the details. GET WELL SOON!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1371268
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I heard you were injured but are on the mend. I really don't want the details. GET WELL SOON!

Funny Feel Better and Get Well Bones on Wrong…

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Inside Text: I'm so glad your surgeons got everything back in the proper places! Get well and feel better soon.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1554934
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I'm so glad your surgeons got everything back in the proper places! Get well and feel better soon.

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Funny good luck with your pending surgery

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Inside Text: Good luck with your upcoming surgery! Don't worry, they've removed more parrots than you can shake a stick at.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1199146
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Good luck with your upcoming surgery! Don't worry, they've removed more parrots than you can shake a stick at.

Funny colonoscopy feel better, get well and odd…

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Inside Text: I'm happy your colonoscopy went well and your rabbit's foot lucky charm was working. Feel better quickly!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1458792
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I'm happy your colonoscopy went well and your rabbit's foot lucky charm was working. Feel better quickly!

Amusing adult hair transplant get well wish…

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Inside Text: Congratulations, I'll bet there will be a lot of fringe benefits from your hair transplant! Feel better soon.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1458098
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Congratulations, I'll bet there will be a lot of fringe benefits from your hair transplant! Feel better soon.

Viral-fighting COVID 19 Yard Gnome Get Well…

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Inside Text: I'm extremely sorry to hear you're ill with the COVID-19 curse. Hang tight. It will leave you. Your yard will also be safe. Get well and feel better soon.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1607262
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I'm extremely sorry to hear you're ill with the COVID-19 curse. Hang tight. It will leave you. Your yard will also be safe. Get well and feel better soon.

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Amusing get well and recovery from prostrate…

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Inside Text: Prostate surgery is rough. Ask your friends not to make you laugh. I hope you get well and feel better soon.
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1520786
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Prostate surgery is rough. Ask your friends not to make you laugh. I hope you get well and feel better soon.

Funny off-color feel better after a colonoscopy

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Inside Text: Your procedure is now behind you, so to speak. Rest, relax, and recover from your Colonoscopy!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1394090
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Your procedure is now behind you, so to speak. Rest, relax, and recover from your Colonoscopy!

Amusing feel better after colonoscopy thought

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Inside Text: Everything will go smoothly with your colonoscopy as long as you don't get the scope with the "WaaWaa" horn. STAY WELL!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1224512
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Everything will go smoothly with your colonoscopy as long as you don't get the scope with the "WaaWaa" horn. STAY WELL!

Funny heart surgery get well and organ arrangement…

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Inside Text: I know your heart surgery was extremely hard and even though your heart has always been in the right place, you should feel much better knowing they got everything back in order. You're on the mend. FEEL BETTER SOON!
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1410658
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I know your heart surgery was extremely hard and even though your heart has always been in the right place, you should feel much better knowing they got everything back in order. You're on the mend. FEEL BETTER SOON!

Amusing eye surgical get well and hindsight check

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Inside Text: I'm thrilled to see your eye surgery went smoothly and your hindsight is greatly improved! Get well and feel better soon
Artist: Bruce Bolinger
Product Id: 1521888
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I'm thrilled to see your eye surgery went smoothly and your hindsight is greatly improved! Get well and feel better soon

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