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Hemorrhoid Surgery Poem card (508460)
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Hemorrhoid Surgery Poem card
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Even though it may take weeks
To heal the wound between your cheeks,
I provide this rule of thumb
To nurse your recuperating bum:

Though it's been said, it bears repeating,
Nothing but canned soup for eating.
Vegetable & chicken noodle
To soother your battered, aching poodle.

Exercise is out of the question!
Beware of any such suggestion.
No unicycles, horseback riding,
Leapfrog, bowling, or ninja fighting.

Heed my advice and don't be foolish.
The results may be so very ghoulish.
Another hemorrhoid may astonish
And your doctor shall admonish.

To avoid a thrombose so abrupt,
Keep your cool and Bottoms Up!

Wishing You Comfort And
A Speedy Recovery From Your Surgery.
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Folded 5" x 7" greeting card
Artist Notes:
A tongue in cheek "Get Well" card for someone undergoing this procedure with a poetic list of post surgical advice. Sorry, I'm a nurse...
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