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Chocolate Covered Ants Valentines Day Card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Ant Valentine's Day great? |
| Artist: | NobleWorks Funny Cards |
| Artist Notes: | Nothing says "love" like a chocolate-covered-ants Valentine's Day card from NobleWorks. |
| Product Id: | 1090698 |
Funny Efficient Valentine’s Day Card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | I'm skipping the man, and going straight
for the box of chocolates! |
| Artist: | Karyn Lewis |
| Artist Notes: | Single for Valentine's Day? This funny Valentine's Day just for girls is sure to cheer you up. Card features a cute, sassy illustrated girl who says, This year I'm making Valentine's Day more efficient... The inside reads: I'm skipping the man and going straight for the box of chocolates! |
| Product Id: | 335344 |
Sarcastic Valentine Pretty Excited Cat card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Happy February 14th! |
| Artist: | Greetings from Anne |
| Artist Notes: | Bored, sleepy cat wants nothing to do with Valentine's Day, and wishes the recipient, "Happy February 14th." |
| Product Id: | 1512566 |
Funny Well Woop-De-Doo It’s Valentines Day card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | It's Valentine's Day.
I can hardly contain my excitement. |
| Artist: | Greetings from Anne |
| Artist Notes: | Well, Woop-de-doo, it's Valentine's Day. If they're not too excited about the prospect of this special lovers' holiday approaching, this might be JUST the card for them. They'll feel the love, or the like, or the friendship. Happy Valentine's Day. |
| Product Id: | 1638204 |
Anti-Valentine’s Funny Angry Persian Cat Green-eye…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | You can take your Valentine's Day
and your red roses and your soppy love songs and your expensive chocolates and you can stick them where the sun don't shine. See if I care. Actually, on second thought, the chocolates are MINE. |
| Artist: | Micklyn Le Feuvre |
| Artist Notes: | A close up photograph of an angry, green-eyed, white Persian cat's face. The cat is frowning and looks cross. Text reads: Who are you calling a green-eyed monster? A cute and funny Anti-Valentine / Vinegar Valentine to let someone know exactly what you think of Valentine's Day. |
| Product Id: | 1039759 |
Cut You Funny Cupid Card for Valentine’s Day card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Happy Valentine's Day. |
| Artist: | NobleWorks Funny Cards |
| Artist Notes: | We will cut you if you don't buy this funny Valentine's Day card from NobleWorks. |
| Product Id: | 1090820 |
Olive You Valentine Card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Happy Valentine's Day |
| Artist: | Great Scott Designs© |
| Product Id: | 738443 |
Shakespeare’s Not in Love Anti-Valentine’s Day car…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | (blank inside) |
| Artist: | Karyn Lewis |
| Artist Notes: | Shakespeare's not in love this Valentine's Day. This funny anti-Valentine's Day card features a cartoon version of the bard getting ready to pen an anti V-Day sonnet. Above him, a speech bubble reads, Methinks Valentine's Day doth sucketh. |
| Product Id: | 346389 |
Anti-Valentine’s Day Card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Candy goes on sale the next day. |
| Artist: | A E Ivey |
| Product Id: | 614459 |
Happy Valentine’s Day Miserable Cat Humor card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Except for you.
Have an OK Valentine's Day. |
| Artist: | Sharon Dominick Photography |
| Artist Notes: | This bitter kitty wearing a "Valentine's Day Sucks" tag claiming to not like anyone is a great way to let someone know that they are really special because misery kitty makes an exception for them. A salty way to say Happy Valentine's Day! |
| Product Id: | 1595146 |
Humorous Valentine’s Day Happy February 14th card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Woop-de-doo.
It's Valentine's Day. |
| Artist: | Greetings from Anne |
| Artist Notes: | Valentine's Day can still be a happy day - even without a Valentine in their life. Commiserate with this humorous card and wish them a happy day in the middle of the month of February. They could use a little pick-me-up. |
| Product Id: | 1595590 |
Funny Valentine Cat Pretty Excited About the Upcom…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Happy February 14th. |
| Artist: | Greetings from Anne |
| Artist Notes: | Cat on the cover is yawning, big time. It's "pretty excited" about the upcoming holiday, and would like to wish you a Happy February 14th. |
| Product Id: | 1578884 |
Screw Valentine’s Day Anti-Valentine Card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | (blank inside) |
| Artist: | Scarebaby Design |
| Artist Notes: | Sometimes you just want to say screw it to all the hearts and flowers and saccharine sweetness of Valentine's Day. Now you can, with a Screw Valentine's Day card. Send it as an e-card to your friends, buy the paper card to send to your enemies! Great for Goth buddies too! |
| Product Id: | 129657 |
Anti-Valentine’s Angry White Persian Cat Valentine…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Let's us single cats
go and have us some fun. |
| Artist: | Micklyn Le Feuvre |
| Artist Notes: | A close up photograph of an angry white Persian cat's face. The cat is frowning and looks cross. Text reads: "Valentine's Day. Meh." Inside text: Let's us single cats go and have us some fun! A cute and funny Anti-Valentine / Vinegar Valentine to send your single friends. |
| Product Id: | 1039757 |
Feb. 14th Anti-Valentine card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | And tomorrow is
February 15th. |
| Artist: | Sensual Moments |
| Artist Notes: | If you want to make this sentiment stronger, feel free to change the inside text. Thank you. |
| Product Id: | 359551 |
Thinking of you on Valentine’s Day - Heart of Flow…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | (blank inside) |
| Artist: | Gerda Steiner |
| Artist Notes: | This card shows a lot of different colorful flowers in the shape of a heart. A nice way to wish Happy Valentines Day to someone, who likes flowers. |
| Product Id: | 896414 |
Anti-valentine’s day, bloody heart card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Let's bitch-slap that cupid kid. |
| Artist: | Evelyn Mancino |
| Artist Notes: | An anti-valentine's day card featuring a heart drawn in blood. You may change the inside text free of charge. |
| Product Id: | 739395 |
Amusing anti-Valentine flowery message cartoon car…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Guess what
you're not getting for Valentine's Day. Me. |
| Artist: | Bruce Bolinger |
| Artist Notes: | Some Valentine's Days aren't all flowers and candy. The cartoon scene might suggest a new business model for someone ... |
| Product Id: | 1359272 |
Grrr Valentine’s Day card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | |
| Artist: | Bobbi Holmes |
| Artist Notes: | You can change or edit the text inside the card! |
| Product Id: | 514549 |
BROKEN HEART card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | (blank inside) |
| Artist: | Monica Palermo |
| Product Id: | 147453 |
Cupid Got Shot card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Happy
Anti-Valentine's Day |
| Artist: | gravityx9 |
| Product Id: | 546533 |
Prince Charming Card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | So let's go and check out
the other tadpoles in the pond |
| Artist: | Nikki Cutro |
| Artist Notes: | Whether it be a divorce, bad breakup or your best friend alone on Valentine's Day, let her know that you are there for her in your own little way A 13 Black Cats Designs Original |
| Product Id: | 335785 |
Happy Valentine’s Day Funny Sarcastic Cat in Heart…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | And all that other mushy crap. |
| Artist: | Sharon Dominick Photography |
| Artist Notes: | This grumpy kitty peering over her heart shaped sunglasses is a fun way to say Happy Valentine's Day in a sarcastic kind of way! |
| Product Id: | 1662010 |
Heart3 (barbed heart) card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | (blank inside) |
| Artist: | Sean M. |
| Product Id: | 132550 |
Anti Valentine Day Card -- Chocolate is all you Ne…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | ... to enjoy Valentine's Day
is some great chocolate. Don't let anybody kid you (today is not about love) it is about CHOCOLATE! Happy Chocolate Day |
| Artist: | © Kathy Henis |
| Artist Notes: | It is all about the chocolate! |
| Product Id: | 555107 |
Black Valentine card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | That's all I've got to say about Valentine's Day. |
| Artist: | Sensual Moments |
| Artist Notes: | Please feel free to personalize your card by changing the inside text. Thank you. |
| Product Id: | 359570 |
Funny Valentine Conversation Hearts So What Dont C…
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Happy February 14th. |
| Artist: | Greetings from Anne |
| Artist Notes: | What could be sweeter than this card for anyone NOT FEELING IT this Valentine's Day. Conversation hearts take a grumpy turn on the cover with thoughtful greetings: CUPID'S STUPID, UGHH, SO WHAT, DON'T CARE, and BIG WHOOP. How fun is that? They'll love it and love you for it. Happy February 14th. |
| Product Id: | 1820426 |
Valentine Schmalentine card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | Who needs Valentine's Day, anyway?
Happy February 14th! |
| Artist: | Greetings from Anne |
| Artist Notes: | Little girl wants nothing to do with Valentine's Day, saying, "Valentine, Schmalentine!" and "Who needs Valentine's Day, anyway?" on the inside |
| Product Id: | 1512570 |
Heart (barbed heart) card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | (blank inside) |
| Artist: | Sean M. |
| Product Id: | 132554 |
Anti-Valentine Key Card
| Customize: | Inside text only |
| Inside Text: | the bitter, angry, dark part
Unhappy Anti-Valentine's Day |
| Artist: | Nikki Cutro |
| Artist Notes: | Inside verse can be changed or added to - A 13 Black Cats Designs Original |
| Product Id: | 449044 |
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